RABBI SCHWARTZ'S BEST IRAN WAR MEMES/JOKES OF THE WEEK I learned something very important over this war. A woman could be ready within 9 minutes to leave. I wonder if Iran knows that if there's another alert in the middle of the night, there will be a whole group of angry Jewish mothers who will probably walk to Iran and strangle them with their own two hands. This ceasefire is like a Chasidic boy getting a call from his parents telling him that he's getting married tomorrow. WWIII just canceled its 30 day trial. Do not listen to the Fake News. America did not bomb Iran. It was a mostly peaceful protest against their Nuclear Facilities. Breaking News: After more than 80 years in Brooklyn, the Mirrer Yeshiva has decided to move back to Shanghai. Netanyahu tweet: NYC is three months away from developing a nuclear weapon Rumor is Trump is building a golf course in Iran. He's already got the first three holes. Satmar announced that with Israel's victory over Iran there is a prohibition to visit the graves of Mordechai and Esther. It has the same status as the Kotel does when the Zionists conquered it. Classic Jewish Shabbos Goy Israel: Fordo is very dangerous and we don't have any way to blow it up. America: So do you want us to blow it up? Israel: Fordo is very dangerous and we don't have any way to blow it up. America: So are you asking us to blow it up for you? Israel: Fordo is very dangerous and we don't have any way to blow it up. America: We just blew it up… Israel:Shkoyach!!! Yankel going through the Egyptian border to escape Israel in 2025 to his wife Suri "Just tell them you're my sister, if they ask" Berel fleeing with his pregnant wife through the border tells her that she better not give birth. He's not interested in having sextuplets! Iran learned the hard way, that we unlike them we don't hide weapons under hospitals… We hide them in Iran! |