Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Funny and Don't Cause Pain, Give Pleasure & Kilkenny a very Irish Castle town



Don't Cause Pain, Give Pleasure
Marriage can be either the source of life's greatest joys... or the root of much misery, even tragedy.


There is a five-word formula that is the key to a joyous marriage. "Don't cause pain, give pleasure." Both with words and deeds, be careful not to cause your spouse needless pain. And do as much as you can to give your spouse pleasure. Your capacity for kindness is unlimited!


Love Yehuda Lave

Monday, October 22, 2012

Check out MARS /MOON Greeley Haven 360 Panorama and disagree respectively



Disagree Respectfully


People can have diverse opinions. They can have different personalities. They can have different goals and objectives. Even so, they can choose to interact in peaceful ways, and discuss their differences with mutual respect. At times they will work out solutions to their mutual satisfaction, and at times they will not. . Nevertheless, they can be calm, and think clearly about the wisest course to take.

Love Yehuda Lave from Ireland



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Sunday, October 21, 2012

Booooooooo! Happy Halloween and Enjoy the trip



Enjoy The Trip

Rabbi Simcha Zissel of Kelm said: "When a person travels to the wedding of a close friend, he is happy the entire trip. Though the ride might not be comfortable and the food a bit stale, he still is joyous, for his mind is focused on the goal of the trip, where he will greatly enjoy himself.

"Similarly, when a person focuses on the goal of life, he is able to overcome the difficulties involved. When one's focus is on the eternal afterlife, he lives in a state of happiness even though he experiences many inconveniences along his relatively short trip [in this world].

Similarly, Aura and I going on a trip to Ireland this morning and be back on Halloween. The trip will be long and maybe not to comfortable, but our focus will be on the good time we are gong for. My emails may be a little off as I will be at a 7 hour time difference and the internet may be spotty, but I will do my best to keep my emails coming.

Love Yehuda Lave

Amazing



 




 

 
 
Amazing Pumpkin Carvings by Ray Villafane

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

  
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Friday, October 19, 2012

WORLD'S FASTEST GUNSLINGER - and flash mob in Argentina



Choose To Never Embarrass

Be totally resolved never to say or do anything that would cause another person embarrassment.


Love Yehuda Lave


Flash Mob

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDOQwig1hHo




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Thursday, October 18, 2012

Para Hawking and recognize your potential



Recognize Your Potential


Negative character traits come from discouragement. A person with faulty traits does not think of himself in elevated terms. He thinks he does not have the inner strength and potential to reach greatness. Only when a person recognizes that he has the potential to reach the most elevated levels will he strive for that!
Love Yehuda Lave



 






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Wednesday, October 17, 2012

Time Laps of Endeavor trip and let suffering give you empathy



Eternal Help


A person who utilizes suffering to arouse himself in spiritual and friendship matters will find consolation. He will recognize that even though the suffering was difficult for him, it nevertheless helped him for eternity. When you see yourself growing spiritually through your suffering, you will even be able to feel joy because of that suffering. Don't dwell on it, but let it inspire it to let you have empathy for others. I was suffering with a serious muscle strain and it allowed me to be sympathetic to my friend Jim's kidney stones.

Love Yehuda Lave





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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Another test for you to take to prove you are smart and Dog barking at shofer blower



 Outcome Thinking

The Talmudic Sages ask: "Who is the wise man?"

The answer: "One who sees (i.e., thinks about) the outcome of his actions."


Keep asking yourself, "What is the goal of my present behavior?" and "What are the potential harmful consequences?" These two questions will enable you to have greater control over your behavior.

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1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.











Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.





2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?



















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer..

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions..
















3. The Lion King is hosting an Animal Conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
























Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory..
Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.







4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and

You do not have a boat. How do you manage it?















Correct Answer:? You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers..
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of a four-year-old.

















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Monday, October 15, 2012

The Year was 1955 - THE GOOD OLD YEARS??? and three wishes




Disagree Respectfully

Learn to disagree without creating an unpleasant argument.

A mature disagreement is when two people both listen carefully to the other's position in order to understand the position and why the person feels that way.

The Torah obligates us to treat each person with Respect


Love Yehuda Lave


Three men, a Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist and an

American Biker are all walking together one day. They come

across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each

of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the

Genie..

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also

farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '


POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada

was forever fertile for farming.

The Arab terrorist was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall

around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,

Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a

huge wall around those countries.

The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more

about this wall.'


The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500

feet thick and completely surrounds the country.

Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable. '

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer,

lights a cigar, smiles and says,

'Fill it with water.'


 
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The Year Was 1955
Did you hear the post office is
thinking about charging 7 cents
just to mail a letter?




If they raise the minimum wage

to $1.00, nobody will be able to
hire outside help at the store.



When I first started driving, who

would have thought gas would
someday cost 25 cents a gallon? Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.




I'm afraid to send my kids to the

movies any more. Ever since they
let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.


I read the other day where some

scientist thinks it's possible to put
a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas .


Did you see where some baseball

player just signed a contract for
$50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.



I never thought I'd see the day

all our kitchen appliances would
be electric. They're even making electric typewriters now.



It's too bad things are so tough

nowadays. I see where a few
married women are having to work to make ends meet.




It won't be long before young

couples are going to have to hire
someone to watch their kids so they can both work.




I'm afraid the Volkswagen car

is going to open the door to a
whole lot of foreign business.




Thank goodness I won't live to

see the day when the Government
takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government.



The fast food restaurant is

convenient for a quick meal,
but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.




There is no sense going on short

trips anymore for a weekend. It
costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel.




No one can afford to be sick

anymore. At $15.00 a day in
the hospital, it's too rich for my blood.


If they think I'll pay 30 cents
for a haircut, forget it.








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