Plane crashes in these attached pictures. (one picture on a ballon is not modest--open with caution)
Estelle Rosenstein, a regular at a restaurant in Miami frequented by many seniors, was once again bothering the waiter. First, she asked him to turn up the air conditioning because she was too hot, then she asked him to turn it down because she was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient; he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the Mrs. Rosenstein.
"Oh, I really don't care," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."