RABBI SCHWARTZ'S CHEESECAKE JOKES OF THE WEEK An ice cream, a creme brulee, and a slice of cheesecake joined the army, but they abandoned their fellow soldiers on their first deployment. They are wanted for desertion You know what they say about New York Cheesecake? If you can bake it there, you can bake it anywhere. I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me. We all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So, I looked around my house to see things I started, and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Scotch, a package of Oreo's, a pot of coffee, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines, and a box of Godiva Chocolates. You have no idea how amazingly good I feel. What is a cheesecake's favorite app? Insta-gram cracker . Every year I like to share my easy shmeezy best cheesecake recipe with only 4 ingredients. 1) keys 2) car 3) wallet 4) Bakery
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