UNIVERSAL LAWS and Spiritual Freedom with a happy passover
Pesach is the time of spiritual freedom. How do we gain spiritual freedom? We must introspect and examine our character traits and a set a course for improvement. It starts with a decision to change. However, each of us thinks - Why today? I have plenty of time to work on myself in the future!
What if you had a special clock on top of your television that was counting down the hours and minutes until you were to die? When would you get up, turn off the TV and do all the things that you planned to do, hoped to do or in passing thought about doing?
And what if in addition to your special clock, you had a special bank account where every morning you were credited in your bank account with $86,400 dollars on condition that you had to spend it all or lose it? What would you do? Spend it!! Well, you do have a special bank account called the Bank of Time! Each day you have exactly 86,400 seconds. What you don't invest wisely is written off each night. You can reap dividends, but you can't go into overdraft!
One has to value his time and know that it is limited in order to change.
1.Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2.Law of Gravity- Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability-The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4.Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. 6.Variation Law- If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). 7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters-The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. 9. Law of the Result- When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 10. Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 11. Law of the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last. 12. The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 13.Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers. 14. Law of Physical Surfaces- The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. 15.Law of Logical Argument- Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about. 16.Brown's Law of Physical Appearance- If the clothes fit, they're ugly. 17.Oliver's Law of Public Speaking- A closed mouth gathers no feet.
19.Doctors' Law- If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
18. Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy-As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.