Take Joy in Being Better
When a person regrets wrongdoings, this is not a contradiction to the pre-existing obligation to be happy. Why? Because he should feel joy that he has merited to recognize the truth and is now repenting!
Love Yehuda
No insults intended.
It's just a spoof!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=y54FRMedT_s
Please excuse the four-letter words toward the end of the
following story... I would have deleted them, but the story
wouldn't be the same..
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JEWISH NEWLYWEDS
A young Jewish couple got married and went on their honeymoonWhen they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well", said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh mama", she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic"... Suddenly she burst out crying.
"But, mama, as soon as we returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You've got to take me home!!
PLEASE MAMA !"
"Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down!
You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? WHAT four-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful!
COME GET ME, PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible four-letter words!" Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama..., he used words like:
"DUST, WASH , IRON, and COOK...
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said her mother.
No insults intended.
It's just a spoof!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=y54FRMedT_s
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