Some people feel that they can accomplish only by being aggressive. But wisdom combined with love and compassion is much more powerful and effective.
Love Yehuda Lave
This is a joke--I am eating neither latkes or safganiout --too many calories
Many people have been asking me about the Halachos of Chanuka and I feel it's important to calm everyone down.
1. Starting today you should start eating at least 2-3 donuts a day to get your body ready.
> > 2. Once Chanuka starts you must eat as many donuts a day as you light candles. So day 4 would be 4 donuts, day 7 would be 7 ..... etc ........
> > 3. If you don't remember how many you ate, you eat as many as possible to eat the Shiur Hayom. > > > > 4. Baked donuts are not counted and should be avoided like Trayf. > > > > 5. At least one doughnut a day should have jelly. > > > > 6. Most Rishonim agree that custard and jelly donuts are Mitzvha Min Hamuvchar. > > > > 7. If you are in middle of eating donuts and you didn't have in mind that it's Lshem Mitzvahs Chanuka. You're NOT YOTZE! And you start over again. > > > > 8. If you had triple bypass and are told by a physician to avoid donuts, some Poskim hold you should eat the donuts, and it's your opportunity for Mesiras Nefesh Mammosh. > > > > 9. Avoid physical activity on Chanuka. We want the miracle of oils to be visible on you.
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