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Yehuda Lave, Spiritual Advisor and Counselor

Peace & Pleasure

All the possessions and pleasures of the world are only valuable to the extent they are accompanied by peace of mind. A person who has tremendous riches and can gratify all of his desires, will nevertheless suffer if he lacks peace of mind.

As a rule, the power-hungry and the status-seekers lack this obvious realization. Why work on obtaining power and status when you have the ability to work on something that is much more precious? A peaceful mental attitude and serenity of the soul are the most important factors for happiness.

It is related that when an ancient emperor was about to sail for Italy, an advisor asked him what his ultimate plans were. "To conquer Rome," he replied. "What will be after that?" "To conquer Carthage, Macedonia, and Greece." "And after you have conquered all that, what are your plans?" Then I will be able to spend my life in peace and comfort." "But," queried the wise advisor, "why not be in peace and comfort right now?"

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Interesting AARP Study! -- In case you missed it

AARP- American Association of Retired People

Questions and Answers from 

AARP Forum

Q:       Where can single men over the age of 70 find 

younger women who are interested in them?

A:       Try a bookstore, under 

Fiction.

Q:       What can a man do while his wife is going 

through menopause?

A:       Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can 

finish the basement.  When you're done, you will have a place to 

live.

Q:       Someone has told me that menopause is 

mentioned in the bible... Is that true? 

Where can it be 

found?

A:       Yes. Matthew 14:92: 

"And Mary rode 

Joseph's ass all the way to   Egypt 

...."

Q:       How can you increase the heart rate of your 

over-70 year-old husband?

A:       Tell him you're 

pregnant.

Q:       How can you avoid that terrible curse of the 

elderly wrinkles?

A:       Take off your 

glasses.

Q:       Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet 

and all those wrinkles on my face?

A:       Go braless. It will usually pull them 

out..

Q:       Why should 70-plus year old people use valet 

parking?

A:       Valets don't forget where they park your 

car.

Q:       Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have 

problems with  short term memory storage?

A:       Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it 

is the problem.

Q:       As people age, do they sleep more soundly?

A:       Yes, but usually in the 

afternoon.

Q:       Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye 

glasses?

A:       On their 

foreheads.

Q:       What is the most common remark made by 70-plus 

year olds when they enter antique stores?

A:       "Gosh, I remember 

these!"

SMILE, 

You've still got your sense of 

Reflections on Yom Ha'atzma'ut: 6 Iyar, Marked 69 Years Since the Establishment of the State of Israel

1939-1945Two thousand years of Jewish exile culminated in the unparalleled crime of the Holocaust.....
וַתֹּאמֶר צִיּוֹן עֲזָבַנִי יְהֹוָה וַאדֹנָי שְׁכֵחָנִי:And Zion said, "The Lord has forsaken me, and the Lord has forgotten me."  
(Isaiah 49:14) 

1948
In 1948,  Hashem unveiled a miraculous light, the greatest Divine gift to the Jewish people after 2,000 years of exile: the establishment of the State of Israel: 

כֹּה | אָמַר יְהֹוָה בְּעֵת רָצוֹן עֲנִיתִיךָ וּבְיוֹם יְשׁוּעָה עֲזַרְתִּיךָ וְאֶצָּרְךָ וְאֶתֶּנְךָ לִבְרִית עָם לְהָקִים אֶרֶץ לְהַנְחִיל נְחָלוֹת שֹׁמֵמוֹת
"So said the Lord, "In a time of favor I answered you, and on a day of salvation I helped you; and I will watch you, and I will make you for a people of a covenant, to establish a land, to cause to inherit the desolate heritages."(Isaiah 49:8) 

לֹא יֵאָמֵר לָךְ עוֹד עֲזוּבָה וּלְאַרְצֵךְ לֹא יֵאָמֵר עוֹד שְׁמָמָה כִּי לָךְ יִקָּרֵא חֶפְצִי בָהּ וּלְאַרְצֵךְ בְּעוּלָה כִּי חָפֵץ יְהֹוָה בָּךְ וְאַרְצֵךְ תִּבָּעֵל:
No longer shall "forsaken" be said of you, and "desolate" shall no longer be said of your land, for you shall be called "My desire is in her," and your land, "inhabited," for the Lord desires you, and your land shall be inhabited.  (Isaiah: 62:4) 


Hashem brought us out from sorrow to comfort ........
From darkness to light    .......
From slavery to redemption    ........ 

 ACHEINU, KOL BEIT YISRAEL 
Click Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMdOuS-ArTo

Kol Haneshama Tehallel Kah....
The entire soul sings Hallel and thanks to Hashem......
        The entire soul sings Hallel and thanks to Hashem...

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