| RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE COW JOKES OF THE WEEK "Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd
Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully! What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow? Cowboom! What would you hear at a cow concert? Moo-sic! What's a cow's least moosical note? Beef-flat! What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies. What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos! (Who's old enough to get this one ?)
There was a herd of cattle all standing on a hill when an earthquake struck. All of the cows fell down, but the bull remained standing. The farmer noticing this went out and asked the bull, "Why didn't you fall down like the rest of the herd. The bull replied, "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down." The World explained with Cows
Socialism -- If you have 2 cows, you give one to your neighbor. Communism -- If you have 2 cows, you give them to the government; and the government gives you some milk. Fascism -- If you have 2 cows, you keep the cows but give the milk to the government, who then sells you the milk at a high price. Nazism -- If you have 2 cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows. New Dealism -- (FDR Version) If you have 2 cows, you shoot one, milk the other one; then pour the milk down the drain. Capitalism -- (Reaganomics) If you have 2 cows, you sell one and buy a bull; you then sell all the excess milk to the government who in turn ships it to fascist and communist governments. Anarchism -- If you have 2 cows, your neighbor on your left takes one cow, and the one on the right takes the other; while your backyard neighbor takes the milk, the bucket and the stool. Utopianism -- If you have 2 cows, Mother Nature zaps the cows, turning their udders into eternal milk-shake dispensers. Radical Feminism -- If you have 2 cows, you declare an amazonian state free of bull oppression and sit around waiting for the cows to procreate on their own. Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No, silly. Cows go MOOOOOO!! | 
