Every week, review the things you've recently spoken about. If you find that you were careful not to have spoken negatively about others, feel joy and offer a prayer of gratitude.
Love Yehuda Lave
The Fast And Fool
Noah on his 39th birthday bought a new Mercedes SLK Kompressor and was out for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the wind was blowing through what was left of his hair, and he decided to open it up.
As the needle jumped up to 120 km, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 130, 140 km…. then the reality of the situation hits him.
"What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over.
The police officer came up to the Mercedes, took Noah's driving license without a word, and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Black Friday. I don't want to do more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you are free."
Noah thinks for a few seconds and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back."
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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What is charity really about? Is it simply about giving money?
The Talmud has something to say about tzedaka and its importance in Jewish life.
In Tractate Bava Batra, daf 9a-b, the Sages teach us that we have a personal responsibility to give: it is a commandment and, by fulfilling it, we are doing something that is equivalent to all other mitzvot. By giving, we are also receiving: is not just the recipient of the gift who benefits, but the giver as well.
A few days ago a routine police patrol parked outside a local brasserie.Late in the night the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so drunk that he could barely walk.
The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles,the guy managed to find his car which he fell into.He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other regulars left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was June and nice dry night) flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the klaxon and then switched on the lights. He moved the car forward a few inches,reversed a little and then remained stationery for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the street.The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a alcoholometer test.To his amazement, the alcoholometer indicated no evidence of the man having consumed alcohol at all!
Confused,the officer said "I'll have to ask you to join me to the police station. This alcoholometer device does not working."
"I doubt it",said the man, "Tonight,I'm the designated decoy
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