Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Why History says Jerusalem Belongs to the Jews and Pesach discount attractions and remember to Vote Today with an  election  explanation and  things to do after the election

Can't see images? Click here...

Yehuda Lave, Spiritual Advisor and Counselor

Yehuda Lave is an author, journalist, psychologist, rabbi, spiritual teacher and coach, with degrees in business, psychology and Jewish Law. He works  with people from all walks of life and helps them in their search for greater happiness, meaning, business advice on saving money,  and spiritual engagement and physical engagment.

Speaking of which, tomorrow is my first anniversary with my wife, so we are heading to Psfat and the Golan for an anniversary trip. May our days as lovers continue with joy.

Love Yehuda Lave

Rabbi Raphael of Bershed complained bitterly to his teacher, Rabbi Pinchas of Koretz, that he was unable to eradicate feelings of vanity.

Rabbi Pinchas tried to help him by suggesting different methods, but Rabbi Raphael replied that he had already tried every one without success. He then pleaded with his mentor to do something to extirpate these egotistical feelings. Rabbi Pinchas then rebuked his disciple. "What is it with you, Raphael, that you expect instant perfection? Character development does not come overnight, regardless of how much effort you exert. Eradication of stubborn character traits takes time as well as effort. Today you achieve a little, and tomorrow you will achieve a bit more.

"You are frustrated and disappointed because you have not achieved character perfection as quickly as you had wished.

"Continue to work on yourself. Pray to God to help you with your character perfection. It will come in due time, but you must be patient."

The Talmud states, "Be very, very humble," to indicate that true self-betterment is a gradual process. We achieve a bit today, and a little more tomorrow.

Today I shall ...
"... try to be patient with myself. While I will do my utmost to rid myself of undesirable character traits, I will not become frustrated if I do not achieve instant perfection.

Love Yehuda Lave

Israel Elections – Family Fun!


It's a national holiday and for most, it's a day off.

What is there to do?

Here are some useful resources to look through.



Jerusalem Post.

Who's running and what for? ToI's guide to the 39 parties that want your vote

Times of Israel guide to all the parties:

(copy and Paste)


Good jokes for your humor on this 4th of Nisson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.   Jeff Foxworthy, Comedian

  When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.   ~ Prince Philip, married to Queen Elizabeth II   

 The best cure for sea sickness is to sit under a tree.   ~ Spike Milligan, Comedian, writer, poet, playwright and actor.   

 Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.  ~ Robin Hall, Folksinger   

 Kill one man and you're a murderer; kill a million and you're a conqueror.   ~ Jean Rostand, Biologist and philosopher  

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. ~ Arnold Schwarzenegger, Actor, filmmaker, businessman, investor, author, philanthropist, activist, politician, and former professional bodybuilder. He served two terms as the 38th Governor of California.

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.   ~ W H Auden, Poet     

 If life were fair, Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.   ~ Johnny Carson, Television host, comedian, writer, and producer
Subject:   Eight  Words with two Meanings 
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.   Female...... Any part under a car's hood.  Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.    Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.  Male..... Playing football without a cup. 


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.  Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.  Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. 

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.  Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.  Male..... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. 

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.    Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.  Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. 

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.    Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.  Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding. 

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.  Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.  Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it. 

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.    Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.  Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels in 5 minutes 

He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?  She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?  She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 

He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?   She said..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge..

Why History says Jerusalem Belongs to the Jews

Put together by the Christian Broadcasting Network. At least they believe it

Pesach Attractions Discounts Online!

Zev Stub   

Planning your Pesach activities? Check out these deals for discount admission to various attractions all around the country -- they should all be valid for Pesach fun (though terms and conditions can change at any time)! Vouchers vary from slight discounts to 50% off or more:

Strawberry Picking (Ramot Hashavim) (29 NIS per person, includes 500g of strawberries to take home)

Strawberry Picking in Hod Hasharon - check the deals carefully, one option is for mid-week picking, another is for weekends. There's also a combo ticket for one adult plus one child. (not valid on election day)

Technoda - best deal is the family ticket - 2 adults plus 2 children for 149 NIS. But there are other tix available offering great discounts, as well!

The Monkey Shelter (35 NIS per person, or 129 NIS for 4 people)

Devorat Hatavor Bee Farm and petting zoo for 25% off (Adult tix - age 12+ - for 35 NIS, and 43 NIS for kids age 2-12)

Extreme Park at Montfort Lake (Maalot)

Go-Karting and more at Montfort Lake - there are options for just go-karting, or combine it with another activity!

Trampoline Park at Montfort Lake - also available as a combo ticket with ice skating! 42 NIS or 59 NIS

ATV tiyul, near Rosh Hanikra - 280 NIS for two people

Kayaking at Hagoshrim - starts at 64 NIS. There are two kayak routes - one is regular (age 5+), and the other one is the "challenging" one (age 10+). They have different prices for the two packages, so check carefully. There are options to purchase tix for one, two, or four people. Be sure to reserve in advance!

Camping packages at Hagoshrim (does not include a tent!) - some packages include kayaking! Be sure to reserve in advance!

Jumpark in Rishon - 39 NIS for one person, 77 NIS for 2 people, or 153 NIS for 4!

Jumpark in Netanya - 39 NIS for one person, 77 NIS for 2 people, or a multi-pass for 349 NIS (12 admissions)

Safed Puzzle Room - get 10% off when you mention "Kosher Frugal" in your reservation request!

DeKarina Chocolate Factory - factory tours for 20 NIS. Do a factory tour + chocolate workshop for 52 NIS (children's workshop) or 56 NIS (adult workshop)! Be sure to reserve your visit in advance!

Sean Connery talks about Alfred Hitchcock & MARNIE (1964)

Sean Connery interviewed by Mark Cousins in 1997 for an episode of 'Scene by Scene.'

Clint Eastwood | Transformation From 1 To 88 Years Old

Birthday: May 31, 1930 Nationality: American Famous: Quotes By Clint Eastwood College Dropouts Sun Sign: Gemini Age: 88 Years, 88 Year Old Males Also Known As: Clinton Eastwood Born In: San Francisco, California, U.S Famous As: Actor Height: 1.93 M Political Ideology: Libertarian Family: Spouse/Ex-: Dina Eastwood (M. 1996), Maggie Johnson (M. 1953–1984) Father: Clint Eastwood Sr. Mother: Margaret Ruth Runner Children: Alison Eastwood, Francesca Fisher-Eastwood, Kathryn Eastwood, Kimber Lynn Eastwood, Kyle Eastwood, Morgan Eastwood, Scott Eastwood Personality: ISTP U.S. State: California -------------------- From being born in a middle-class family of workers to being the reigning actor-director-producer of Hollywood, Clinton 'Clint' Eastwood has had a dreamy uphill career, but not without his share of failures. It is hard to believe that this prolific actor-director-producer has had an extremely humble start. He struggled with various odd jobs, before being recommended to try his luck at acting. Clint's first shot to fame was for his role as Rowdy Yates for the TV series, 'Rawhide'. The series gave him the breakthrough and opened doors for him to journey further in the world of showbiz. After a couple of films, Clint made his debut as a director in 1971 and in no time, made a mark as his films received both commercial and critical success. He turned producer with the launch of his own production house, Malpaso Productions. In his five decades long career, he has starred, directed and produced films of various genres, right from soulful romantics to violent action and slapstick comedies to biopics. --------------------- Childhood & Early Life Clinton 'Clint' Eastwood was born to Clinton Eastwood, Sr. and Magaret Ruth. While his father was a migrant worker, his mother was employed at a factory. He has a younger sister Jeanne. He attained his preliminary education from Piedmont Junior High School after which he was enrolled at the Oakland Technical High School. During this time, he took up various odd jobs such as a lifeguard, paper carrier, grocery clerk, forest firefighter, and golf caddy. At the age of 20, he was called for military duty at the Army Special Services. While in Army, he met Hollywood actors David Jansen and Martin Miller who encouraged him to relocate to Los Angeles after completing his military duty. --------------------- Career He appeared for a screen test at the Universal Studios and bagged his first role in the science fiction films, 'Revenge of the Creature' and 'Tarantula', released in 1955. He later auditioned for the role of Rowdy Yates in the CBS series, 'Rawhide', which he eventually won. The series lasted for eight seasons. It served as a major breakthrough for him as the show topped the TV ratings, peaking at number 6 between October 1960 and 1961. In 1959, he made a guest appearance on 'Maverick'. Cast opposite James Garner, he played the role of a cowardly villain who aimed at marrying a rich girl for money. Meanwhile, he played minor roles in films such as 'Lady Godiva of Coventry', 'Never Say Goodbye', 'Escapade in Japan' and French film, 'Lafayette Escadrille'. Shedding his 'Rawhide' image, he played the role of a cowboy in the Italian-made western flick, 'A Fistful of Dollars'. Next came, 'Man with No Name' which had him playing a distinctive character. He then starred in the second of the trilogy of 'A Fistful of Dollars', titled, 'For a Few Dollars More' and the final part, 'The Good, the Bad and the Ugly'. The movie catapulted the position of Eastwood as a hero but earned bad reviews from the critics. In the following years, he did a couple of American movies, including 'Hang 'Em Hang', 'Bluff', 'Where Eagles Dare' and 'Paint Your Wagon'. Meanwhile, he also initiated his own production house, Malpaso Productions. The decade of 1970s opened with him playing iconic roles for the movies, 'Two Mules for Sister Sara' and 'Kelly's Heroes'. The artistic transformation occurred in 1971 from being an actor to a director. ------------------------- READ MORE: https://www.thefamouspeople.com/profi...

See you tomorrow --get out and vote

Love Yehuda Lave

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

2850 Womble Road, Suite 100-619, San Diego
United States


You received this email because you signed up on our website or made purchase from us.