RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE FASHION JOKES OF THE WEEK
A fat fashion designer found a time machine one day. Thinking about how many opportunities of discovery await him, he went inside and clicked a button. He soon found himself in ancient Rome. He noticed all the plebs wearing cool ancient clothes so he quickly went to the nearest shopping center. Being fat himself, he asked the shopkeeper if they can sell him XL shirts. That question made the shopkeeper curious, thus he asked the designer: “Do you really want to purchase that many shirts?” (it took me twice to get that one…) Did you hear about the fashion designer who was on the phone while driving and nearly got into an accident? It was a clothes call. Why can't fashion designers play uno? Because they always draw a cardigan. What do you call a fashion designer that rejects everything? Calvin Deklein. 2020's fashion was really terrible. Probably because nobody had any taste COVID is like fashion… We started hearing about it in Italy… Became popular in LA and NYC… Florida ignored it… And it was all made in China in the end. How many trainers will it take to teach Tommy fashion design? None. Hilfiger it out.. Never talk to me about fashion. It just goes in one year and out the other. My doctor really likes my choice of sensible footwear...I overheard him telling his colleague that I had "Serious healthy shoes". Little old Yankel gets on a crowded city bus, every seat filled. A tough looking goy with a lot of prison tattoos is kicking his feet onto the seat opposite him, keeping it from being used. Yankel waddles over says 'scuze me' and pushes the tough bloke's legs off the seat. Agitated, the tough bloke starts pointing to the prison tats on his face and says 'You know what these mean, little man?' Yankel nods in a knowing fashion "means you got caught" A guy goes into a bar wearing a shirt open at the collar, and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, and manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over, and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything." I once met someone who refused to talk to people unless the conversation was about fashion. He was very clothes minded. My lawyer has such a good sense of fashion, he wins every court case Where do fashionable ghosts shop? Bootiques. Why do the clothes in Beauty and the Beast look so old-fashioned? Tailors old as time…OYY… What do you call yoshka at a fashion show? A Cross Dresser…. YES!! |
