Thursday, December 31, 2015

To Be a Jew in Israel on the last calendar day of 2015

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

Yesterday I used my other mailer software. Let me know if you did not get an email on Wendesday.

King Solomon says: "A soft reply turns away anger." (Proverbs 15:1)

Think of some incidents when you wisely used a soft reply. Now resolve to apply this in the future.

You may have been hurt by the love of your life, but remember, that you had good times and love and that people are only so strong. They say they will be with you forever, but they take care of themselves first. Happy last day of the calander year.

Love Yehuda Lave


Kirschen, Dry Bones cartoon, continuity, 2016, assimilation, intermarriage,

5 Riddles to Solve






1.A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.. Which room is safest for him?

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2.A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?

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3.What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

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4.Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday?

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5.This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious as to just how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so ordinary and plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though. Study it and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any coaching!



1.The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

That one was easy, right?

2.The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and hung).

3.Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.

4.Sure you can name three consecutive days: yesterday, today, and tomorrow!

5.The letter "e," which is the most common letter used in the English language, does not appear once in the paragraph.

As they say, it's Dejavou all over again.

By Shalom Pollack

The same targets, the same cheerleaders heading the attacks and the same ones crawling under the covers lest they be demonized too.

First, it was the Inquisition after the Rabin murder in 1995.

I must say that the media and powers that be did quite a job then.

I was an uncompromising zealous critic of Rabin and all that he perpetrated since the Oslo perfidy. I realized then, that he and Peres were traitors to the Jewish people and to our land. Yet, even I, was so affected by the propaganda brainwashing that I considered paying my last respects to the man that brought Arafat into our homes and who killed holy Jews on the Irgun ship, Altalena.

I came to my senses after a while but I realize now the power that they wield over our minds.

I remember a veteran "settler" of Kiyat Arba, walking around with a big sign," I am ashamed"

A couple of days after the murder, I was in a shop with two young men I did not know. I over heard them criticizing Peres, the new prime minister. I took out my pad and pen and asked them, "what did you say?' Did I hear you correctly?"

They turned white and said ,No it was only a bad joke , I shouldn't take them seriously". I was amazed that my little test brought the results I though it might. They were not living in a democracy, Big brother was watching and they were terrified. 1984 was here.

The Rabin government shut down the only remaining voice of opposition to the blatant treachery. "Arutz Sheva radio was casting doubt in the minds of the public. Their key personalities were arrested. The opposition to the government and their odious lies was were eliminated

Israel experienced what Soviet citizens probably woke up to every morning - "Socialist Realism"

The second time was during the months, weeks, days, hours and minutes before the historic crime of Gush Katif. Again - "Socialist Realism"

It took just one corrupt and determined man wanting to stay out of jail to bring most of the country behind him in the senseless, cruel and suicidal expulsion of 2005.

They did not catch me in their web this time and I soberly and painfully witnessed the decent of a country accompanied by an orchestrated psychological /fear campaign that trounced Israeli law and basic civil rights in broad day light . Tens of thousands were just "following orders".

Thousands, particularly minors were beaten, arrested or detained - totally illegally. Israel 2005.

I recall , when Bush visited Israel eight years ago, the journalists were put up in the Dan Panorama hotel. A man stood outside with pamphlets containing information about the corruption and violence that is the Palestinian Authority. They call it freedom of speech I believe. Well it wasn't what he government had in mind. They wanted the lies to go unchallenged and the Bush "Road Map" to be bought.. Thus the man was dragged away by a plain clothes cop. Simple.

I wanted to enter the hotel as I was wearing a free Pollard sticker on my jacket. Problematic for the government. They did not want the journalists to ask questions about our friend the US and its cruelty to Jonathan that might tarnish the Bush visit . So I was very rudely expelled. Were my "rights" trampled that night as well?

Who knew. Who cared?

And now, once again in 2015. Israel is experiencing yet another phase of Arab terror. Arab men, women, boys and girls, are daily using what ever comes to their hands at the moment to murder Jews - all over the country, not only in the "territories".

The government simply has no solution to this latest phase in the now hundred and fifty years of war against he Jews in our land.

Giving them land or guns of Nobel prizes will not satiate the blood lust any more.

So what to do?

Find a common enemy that CAN be defeated; one that is sufficiently different from most Israelis. One that lives on the margins of society. One that will not agree to be cannon fodder for "peace". Gotcha! It's the hill top youth. Public enemy number one.


What is worse in Israel today than a Jew killed by an Arab? But of course an Arab killed by a Jew.

Add that to a weird wedding dance with weapons and we have a national hysteria and preoccupation that shades the daily Jewish blood letting. (Was this possibly a government set up as has happened in the past.. Avishai Raviv - govt provocateur who encouraged Amir to kill Rabin)?

Rabin in SS uniform, compliments of Raviv.. police dressed as Arabs to provoke settlers and then arrest them? Mmmm...

It remains to be seen how these kids managed to enter to the center of an Arab village, burn two houses, paint on the walls and leave unnoticed. Were they super commandos?

The family killed in the fire were involved in a bloody clan feud ( a common phenomenon in Arab society) in the village for years.

The Jewish suspects have been denied their legal rights and have undergone prolonged and severe torture, according to them , their families and their lawyers.

The government MUST get their man and it had better be a Jew!

All "according to the law" of course and with approval of the courts.

Once again the "Right wing " are heading for cover and hoping for an approving pat on the head from the powers that be.

After decades of witnessing this rule of law, I am reminded that there were also laws and courts in the USSR... and in Sedom too.


Christian Pastor speaks stirring words

Winston S. Churchill:

"Some people like the Jews, and some do not.

But no thoughtful man can deny the fact

that they are, beyond any question,

the most formidable and most remarkable race

which has appeared in the world.

John F. Kennedy:

Israel was not created in order to disappear-

Israel will endure and flourish.

It is the child of hope and the home of the brave.

It can neither be broken by adversity

nor demoralized by success.

It carries the shield of democracy and

it honors the sword of freedom.

David Ben Gurion:

"In Israel , in order to be a realist,

you must believe in miracles."

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe:

"Energy is the basis of everything.

Every Jew, no matter how insignificant,

is engaged in some decisive and immediate pursuit of a goal.

It is the most perpetual people of the earth."

John Adams:

"I will insist the Hebrews have [contributed] more

to civilize men than any other nation.

If I was an atheist and believed in blind eternal fate,

I should still believe that fate had ordained the Jews

to be the most essential instrument for civilizing the nations...

They are the most glorious nation that ever inhabited this Earth.

The Romans and their empire

were but a bubble in comparison to the Jews."

Leo Tolstoy:

"What is the Jew?

What kind of unique creature is this

whom all the rulers of all the nations of the world

have disgraced and crushed and

expelled and destroyed;

persecuted, burned and drowned,

and who, despite their anger and their fury,

continues to live and to flourish.

What is this Jew

whom they have never succeeded in enticing

with all the enticements in the world,

whose oppressors and persecutors

only suggested that he deny (and disown) his religion

on and cast aside the faithfulness of his ancestors?!

The Jew - is the symbol of eternity. ...

He is the one who for so long had guarded

the prophetic message and transmitted it to all mankind.

A people such as this can never disappear.

The Jew is eternal.

He is the embodiment of eternity."

Eric Hoffer:

"The Jews are a peculiar people:

Things permitted to other nations are forbidden to the Jews.

Other nations drive out thousands, even millions of people,

and there is no refugee problem.

Russia did it. Poland and Czechoslovakia did it.

Turkey threw out a million Greeks and

Algeria a million Frenchmen.

Indonesia threw out heaven knows how many Chinese--

and no one says a word about refugees.

But in the case of Israel ,

the displaced Arabs have become eternal refugees.

Everyone insists that Israel must take back every single Arab.

Arnold Toynbee calls the displacement of the Arabs

an atrocity greater than any committed by the Nazis.

Other nations when victorious on the battlefield

dictate peace terms.

But when Israel is victorious it must sue for peace.

Everyone expects the Jews

to be the only real Christians in this world."

Mark Twain:

"...If statistics are right,

the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race.

It suggests a nebulous dim puff of stardust

lost in the blaze of the Milky way.

Properly, the Jew ought hardly to be heard of,

but he is heard of,

has always been heard of.

He is as prominent on the planet as any other people,

and his commercial importance

is extravagantly out of proportion

to the smallness of his bulk.

His contributions to the world's list of great names

in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine,

and abstruse learning

are also away out of proportion

to the weakness of his numbers.

He has made a marvelous fight in this world, in all the ages;

and had done it with his hands tied behind him.

He could be vain of himself, and be excused for it.

The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose,

filled the planet with sound and splendor,

then faded to dream-stuff and passed away;

the Greek and the Roman followed; and made a vast noise,

and they are gone;

other people have sprung up

and held their torch high for a time,

but it burned out,

and they sit in twilight now, or have vanished.

The Jew saw them all,

beat them all,

and is now what he always was,

exhibiting no decadence, no infirmities of age,

no weakening of his parts,

no slowing of his energies,

no dulling of his alert and aggressive mind.

All things are mortal but the Jew;

all other forces pass, but he remains.

What is the secret of his immortality?"

Bet You Didn't Know These Tape Measure Features Actually Serve A BRILLIANT Purpose, Especially The Last One!

I shot JFK from the grassy knoll: Mafia hitman claims to be missing piece in assassination


Wednesday, December 30, 2015

King Solomon's Treasures

Act Joyously

Act joyously. These two words are powerful. They work. Test it out congruently and see for yourself how effective this formula is.

If it's so easy, how come everyone isn't radiating joy? I didn't claim it was easy.

It's simple to say, but the very fact that not everyone consistently applies it shows that it doesn't come naturally to many people. It takes effort. And it also takes belief in the process. You can counteract the effects of acting joyously by holding back or by repeating to yourself, "This won't really work."

"Act with enthusiastic joy and you will actually experience it," was expressed by Rabbi Moshe Chaim Luzzatto in his classic work "Path of The Just" written in 1740. Since then many professionals in the field of human emotions have repeated this formula. It worked then and it still works now. The more flexible someone is with their emotions, the easier it is for them to apply this. Experiments with biofeedback technology and the testing of hormones in the blood after acting joyously have proven its effectiveness.

Love Yehuda Lave

This was a comedy skit done in the 80s by Alan King about the Middle East. Not much has changed in 30+ years.

The Search for the Temple Treasures of King Solomon Continues with New Film

BIN readers will be happy to hear that long-time contributor Harry H. Moskoff will be producing another film, this time around starting with a short video that focuses on the Temple treasures of King Solomon and discovering their whereabouts, as only he can.

Following up on the success of his Gold Remi-winning feature film, The A.R.K. Report – Secret for the Century, along with the book of the same name, Moskoff-Media (Israel) will be releasing this very special short video for the 2016 New Year.

Moskoff hopes that his findings will help strengthen Israeli sovereignty in the region by proving the ancient Jewish connection to the Land of Israel, as his A.R.K. Report stands for Archaeology Reveals the Kingdom. Moskoff believes that finding these holy vessels has the power to transform our existence, both within and without.

Uncover the Truth Behind the A.R.K.

High profile personalities are interviewed and offer their unique insights into the geopolitical situation surrounding Jerusalem and the Temple Mount, including an exclusive interview with 2016 Presidential candidate, Gov. Mike Huckabee. The film will also cover the exciting new discoveries in Biblical archeology happening now in Israel, providing much needed evidence that the Bible is not solely a religious document, but in fact contains scientifically verifiable historical facts!

Filmed and edited in Israel in conjunction with VideoSparks Media, this video and subsequent documentary sequel will be a fitting companion to inspire people all over the world. This project has already been called the "Jewish Da Vinci Code" by Breaking Christian News, and may prove to be a powerful step in the future of the State of Israel.

Alan Jay Gerber, review columnist for The Jewish Star, has recently published a new 2-essay review of Spark Ignited:The Difficult Journey to Orthodox Judaism, by Michaela Lawson & Ashirah Yosefah, in his weekly column, The Kosher Bookworm.

ALAN JAY GERBER, The Kosher Bookworm
The Jewish Star, December 22, 2015

'Spark Ignited': Inside Difficult Israeli Conversion
In last week's essay I discussed a wonderful new book, "Spark Ignited" (Menorah Books) that describes the spiritual journey taken by two women that culminated in their conversion to the Jewish faith. This week I will to devote the bulk of this column to its prime author, Michaela Lawson, describing, much in her own words, her biography and some of her frustrations during her journey from her previous Christian faith to her acceptance of Judaism. ...

In my interview with her in Jerusalem last summer, Lawson devoted the bulk of her discussion to the conversion process, for which she had some pretty harsh impressions that she wishes to be shared with you.
To read the full review, click here.
ALAN JAY GERBER, The Kosher Bookworm
The Jewish Star, December 16, 2015
A Spark is Ignited and a Jewish Soul Lives
We live in interesting times that witness murder as state policy and also brazen and often violent religious intolerance.

These are also times, by contrast, of religious tolerance in many quarters between Judaism and Christianity, a spiritual give and take that would have been unheard of just a century ago.
Among this spiritual transference of belief that peaked my interest was a meeting I had in Jerusalem this past August with the two authors, both converts to Judaism, Michaela Lawson and Ashirah Yosefah. Their joint work, "Spark Ignited" (Menorah Books), hits a raw spiritual nerve of any reader sensitive enough to appreciate the sacrifice these ladies went through in their spiritual journey to our faith. ... To read full review, click here.

Ahmed Inaim, a Muslim IDF soldier protecting Israel's border with Gaza in 2013: "In my eyes, the most important value in the IDF is respect for human beings."

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Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Famous Jewish Comedians

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

Traits To Develop

Today, be resolved to keep developing patience, creativity, emotional independence, confidence, courage, humor, serene empowerment, calm persistence, self-mastery, unconditional love and compassion.

Love Yehuda Lave

Tomorrow on Wednesday I send from my other mailer service. Please let me know if you don't get an email.

Those fabulous Jewish Comedians you may remember the old Jewish Catskill comics of Vaudeville days:

Shecky Greene ,
Red Buttons ,
Totie Fields ,
Joey Bishop ,
Milton Berle ,
Jan Murray ,
Danny Kaye ,
Henny Youngman ,
Buddy Hackett ,
Sid Caesar ,
Groucho Marx,
Jackie Mason ,
Woody Allen ,
Lenny Bruce ,
George Burns ,
Allan Sherman ,
Jerry Lewis,
Carl Reiner ,
Shelley Berman ,
Gene Wilder,
George Jessel ,
Alan King,
Mel Brooks ,
Phil Silvers ,
Jack Carter ,
Rodney Dangerfield ,
Don Rickles ,
Jack Benny
Mansel Rubenstein
And so many others.

There was not one single swear word in their comedy. (ha!)

Here are a few examples:

* I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

* I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years! If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!

* What are three words a woman never wants to hear when she's making love? "Honey, I'm home!"

* Someone stole all my credit cards but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did.

* We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

* My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night; Only this time I stayed in the bathroom and cried.

* My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

* She was at the beauty shop for two hours. That was only for the estimate. She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.

* The Doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill so the doctor gave him another six months.

* The Doctor called Mrs. Cohen saying, "Mrs. Cohen, your check came back." Mrs. Cohen answered, "So did my arthritis!"

* Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!" Patient: "I am 60!" Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"

* Patient: "I have a ringing in my ears." Doctor: "Don't answer!"

* A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."

* Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it.

*The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that Won Ton spelled backward is Not Now .

*There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.

Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

Q: Why do Jewish mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence!

*A man called his mother in Florida,
"Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," said the mother. "I've been very weak."
The son said, "Why are you so weak?"
She said, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
The son said, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?"
The mother answered, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."

*A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play.
She asks, "What part is it?"
The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband."
"The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) "Don't bother. I'll sit in the dark. I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody."

*Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat.

*Did you hear about the bum who walked up to a Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself," she replied.

Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler will let go.

Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off.

Memories of the good ole days .

Speaking of Comedians,

Jerry Seinfeld loves aging and his reasons will crack you up-from his trip last week to Tel Aviv
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The moment you realise pram ingenuity hit it its peak in 1951.

Simon & Garfunkel Reunited To Perform THIS Song One Final Time – And It'll Leave You In Tears
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Shalom Pollak: Israel - Ancient Roots - modern miracle

Chaplin unintentionally high on cocaine -- hilarious.
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Why Israel is the World's Best Nation

By Giulio Meotti

I don't know another nation on earth which since its founding, less than seventy years ago, had to sacrifice 23,000 soldiers.

I don't know another nation on earth without recognized borders.

I don't know another nation on earth whose population lives under a perpetual emotional strain.

I don't know another nation on earth threatened to be wiped off the map.

I don't know another nation on earth so threatened by boycotts all over the world.

I don't know another nation on earth where winners tend to lose wars.

I don't know another nation on earth which provides its own enemy with water, electricity, food, weapons, and medical treatment.

I don't know another nation on earth where guests on official visits utter disrespectful and offensive words.

But I also don't know another nation on earth which has recorded so many miracles. Imagine a helpless, naked Jew at the gas ovens facing a Nazi official, who thinks he will get rid of the "Jewish cancer", get rid of this unique phenomenon of 2,000 years.

Could that helpless, naked Jew imagine that in 50 years other Jews will be flying F-16's in the skies over Israel ?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel's population today would be nine times that of 1948, the year of the state's creation?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is much happier than all the European countries?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel has the highest production of scientific publications per capita in the world?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel has the highest worldwide publication of new books?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the only nation which began the XXI century with a net gain in the number of trees (despite the many arsons committed by Palestinians, JL ) ?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel has the largest number of chess grandmasters per capita of any city in the world?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the nation whose academics produce more scientific papers per capita than anywhere else in the world?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the nation with the highest ratio of university degrees to the population in the world?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the country which, in proportion to its population, with the largest number of startup companies in the world?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the country with the highest percentage in the world of home computers per capita?

Could that helpless Jew imagine that Israel is the nation with the largest immigrant-absorbing model on earth?

Unfortunately, you will not find Israel 's goodness and superiority in the media (also Israeli), because it doesn't fit in with the stereotype of the

colonialist Zionist occupier.

In the world's consciousness, the word " Israel " must be equated with fear.

Israel just came out of another war against terrorists whose value is less than that of animals. Do you know of any animal species sheltering behind its own children?

But the Jewish State, despite its media, its cynical politicians, establishment, once again showed the world it is the best humanity has to offer.

This hope is impressed in the faces of Israel 's fallen soldiers, its wounded and injured soldiers. In those faces there is joy de vivre, not despair.

Terrorists and their Western appeasers want to destroy Israel because it is a light unto the nations.

Spread the word, please .!!! . .