RABBI SCHWARTZ'S DANCE JOKES OF THE WEEK What do ghosts dance to? Soul music
What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance What kind of dance do mothers like best? The Mom-bo Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco? He had no body to dance with!
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it… UCHHH! Did I really put that in…
Where did the hamburger go to dance? At the Meat ball
How do they dance in Saudi Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik
How do hens dance? Chick to chick
What do you call a dancing lamb? A baa-lerina!
How many dance teachers does it take to change a light bulb? Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight! A mushroom walked into a dance club and asked this girl to dance. She replied, "Are you kidding? You are a mushroom!" And the mushroom replied, "Oh come on. I am a FUN GUY!"
In order to fulfill Ministry of Health guidelines this Simchat Torah one should insult the person next to them while dancing. That way you are practicing social-Diss- dancing.
Why are dogs so bad at dancing? Because they have two left feet
Moshe and his wife Rivkah go to see a show on Broadway. They are both looking forward to it because Davidka, the lead male dancer in the show, is Jewish and has been receiving rave reviews.
Soon after the show starts, Davidka walks onto the stage and starts doing the most beautiful, energetic and exciting dancing they've seen for a long time. His dances include some Gadi Biton and Rafi Ziv Israeli dances; some moon walking; some break dancing; some acrobatic dancing; and even some modern dance. Suddenly, Rivkah turns to Moshe and pointing to Davidka on the stage says, "I didn't tell you this before, but I know this man from my 'previous life.' In fact, he proposed to me nearly 20 years ago - before I met you of course. But I quickly rejected him as he just wasn't my type."
With a big grin on his face, Moshe says, "Well it certainly looks like he's still celebrating!"
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