RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE FEAR OF HEIGHTS JOKES OF THE WEEK What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights? A Chicken
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths
What do you call a mountain goat with a fear of heights? A goat
I've always been afraid of heights. But don't worry, I'll get over it
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm not even afraid of falling from heights. I'm afraid hitting the ground after falling from heights.
Co-pilot: why did you become a pilot?
Pilot: to over come my greatest fear. Co-pilot: heights? Pilot: no, dying alone. I don't have confidence or trust in elevators anymore. They always seem like they're up to something, but they also let me down quite often.
Why is jumping from great heights the most influential way to die? Because you make an impact
Once upon a time, there was a very brave but very arrogant man…
This man claimed he could survive anything. He survived falls from various heights, various guns, sharp objects and even acid. One day, he declared he was going to survive a steamroller. So this brave man went in the roller's path…He sadly died that day, but the most important thing was he proved that he had guts. How can you tell birds are afraid of heights? Because every time they look down they make in their pants.
If I owned a roofing company, and interviewed an applicant with a fear of heights..........I wouldn't "higher" them......
I hate it when people go on about their phobias. I have a terrible fear of heights, but you won't find me shouting about it from the rooftops.
Today I started an argument with my wife while riding in an elevator. I was wrong on so many levels.
Why is the elevator always sick? It keeps coming down with something.
I'm terrified of elevators, I've been taking steps to avoid them.
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