Thursday, April 20, 2017

Vatican is worried. New Christian bible discovered claims JC was not crucified and new trip May  9th

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Rabbi Yehuda Lave

Be Respectful, No Matter What

The Torah gives us an important rule in relationships:
Even though you are suffering, you have no right to cause suffering to others. Whatever your distress, you still need to speak and act with respect. If you are ever in a bad mood, be especially careful not to speak or act to others in
a way that will be distressful for them.

This is especially important when families join for  Seders or Thanksgiving holidays. Seder's bring families together and stress is caused. Be especially careful to speak with love to all.

People speak of the the three rings of marriage. There is the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer-ring. As I am close to thinking about marriage as G-d sent me a girlfriend, I resolve to do all I can to do turn suffer-ring into Joy by listening to my mate and to do all I can to make her happy. Please give me your prayers, that I am not building up my hopes in vain and with G-d's hope that I can find happiness in marriage again. G-d speaks to us in today's age through pernusa  and through our mates. Our job is to listen.

For your enjoyment, I am putting together with friends another tour on May 9th to the Golan Heights. Please come with me and have fun.

Love Yehuda Lave

tour will be on Tuesday, May 9

We shall visit the magnificent  Golan Heights and  enjoy and learn on the way to  and fro.

The Six Day war and the Yom Kippur war on the Heights will be studied on this visit.

We will meet at 8:30 at the Inbal hotel and return approximately 6:00
Our itinerary will include:

The Gadot Syrian bunker fortress with it's commanding view of the Hula Valley, where Eli Cohen("our man in Damascus") story is told.

Katzrin, the modern, beautiful and vibrant capital of the Golan.

The  excavated Talmudic period ancient community and it's famous synagogue of Katzrin.

A visit with our hosts , the hesder yeshiva at Hispin.
We will learn about the activities of this pioneering  yeshiva of the Golan and its influence on the spiritual and cultural life on the Golan today.
We are invited to have lunch with the students.

We shall descend via the breathtaking  winding southern road (the same road  the IDF stormed up in 1967) to Hamat Geder.

The cost for this tour is 160 shekels.

Please be prepared to leave a donation  for our hosts who is subsidizing the tour and serving us lunch.
One hundred shekels is suggested.

Cancellations  for both tours later than 48 hours before the tour will charged full price.

VATICAN IN AWE: 1500 Year Old Bible Confirms that Jesus Christ Was Not Crucified


Much to the dismay of the Vatican, an approx. 1500-2000 year old bible was found in Turkey, in the Ethnography Museum of Ankara.  Discovered and kept secret in the year 2000, the book contains the Gospel of Barnabas – a disciple of Christ – which shows that Jesus was not crucified, nor was he the son of God, but a Prophet.  The book also calls Apostle Paul "The Impostor".  The book also claims that Jesus ascended to heaven alive, and that Judas Iscariot was crucified in his place.

A report by The National Turk says that the Bible was seized from a gang of smugglers in a Mediterranean-area operation. The report states the gang was charged with smuggling antiquities, illegal excavations, and the possession of explosives.  The books itself is valued as high as 40 Million Turkish Liras (approx. 28 mil. Dollars).  Man, where is the Thieves Guild, when you need them?


According to reports, experts and religious authorities in Tehram insist that the book is original.  The book itself is written with gold lettering, onto loosely-tied leather in Aramaic, the language of Jesus Christ.  The text maintains a vision similar to Islam, contradicting the New Testament's teachings of Christianity.   Jesus also foresees the coming of the Prophet Muhammad, who would found Islam 700 years later.

It is believed that, during the Council of Nicea, the Catholic Church hand-picked the gospels that form the Bible as we know it today; omitting the Gospel of Barnabas (among many others) in favor of the four canonical gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.  Many biblical texts have begun to surface over time, including those of the Dead Sea and Gnostic Gospels; but this book especially, seems to worry the Vatican.

The Jewish vacation

 Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate
their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain


"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad

news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency

 Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to

land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued

and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives".

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands

safely on the island.  An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks,

"Esther, did we pay our charity pledge check to Beth Shalom Synagogue

yet?" "No, sweetheart,"she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks,

"Esther, did we pay our United Jewish Appeal pledge?

"Oy, no I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.

"One last thing, Esther, did you remember to send a

check for the Synagogue Building Fund this month?," he  asks.

"Oy, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther. "I didn't send that one, either."

Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest hug and kiss in 40


Esther pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you kiss


Abe answers, "They'll find us."

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Power of words










1)==THE MOST SELFISH   ONE   LETTER   WORD  .....       I        avoid it 

2) ==THE MOST SATISFYING    TWO    LETTER  WORD.......WE       use it

3)== THE MOST POISIONOUS  THREE   LETTER  WORD....... EGO      overcome it 

4)== THE MOST USED  FOURLETTER  WORD .....................      LOVE      value it

5)== THE MOST PLEASING    FIVE    LETTER  WORD................ SMILE      keep it

6)==THE FASTEST SPREADING   SIX  LETTER WORD..............     RUMOUR   ignore it

7)== THE HARDEST  SEVEN  LETTER WORD ......................................  SUCCESS    achieve it 

8)== THE MOST ENVIABLE  EIGHT   LETTER WORD......                 JEALOUSY    distance yourself from it

9)==THE MOST POWERFUL    NINE   LETTER WORD ............................   KNOWLEDGE   acquire it 

10==THE MOST VALUED   TEN   LETTER WORD.....................................        FRIENDSHIP       maintain it

Charlie Chaplin On Cocaine - "ModernTimes" 1936

See you Tomorow--love Yehuda Lave

Hope you had a beautiful and meaningful Passover

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

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