Fictional Fishing Simon is walking along the pier one day when he comes across an old man with his shoes off, trousers rolled up, legs dangling in the sea and fishing with an fictional fishing rod. Simon is baffled so he asks, "What are you doing mate?" The old man answers, "Fishing for idiots." "Sounds cool," says Simon. "Can I join you?" The old man says, "Of course you can. Sit down here next to me, son." So Simon sits down and casts a fictional rod out. Then Simon asks the old man, "So, how many idiots have you caught today, then?" The old man replies, "You're the fourth this morning." |