Thursday, January 25, 2018

Don't Pay your New Arnona Bill until you discuss it with me--There are big discounts that you may not be aware of

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Yehuda Lave, Spiritual Advisor and Counselor

Be Objective about your Actions

There is a strong tendency for an evil person to consider himself good, and for a truly good person to consider himself bad. The rationale behind this is simple: Their criteria of good and bad differ greatly.

A good person desires to help others, and when unable to do as much as he idealistically wishes, considers himself "bad."

An evil person considers himself "good" if he refrains from beating someone up after taking their money.

The lesson: Be objective about your actions.

Love Yehuda Lave


So in being objective about your actions, why pay a bill you don't owe. The biggest untold secret about the Arnona bill is a lot of people don't pay it and they don't owe it. It is not that they are stiffing the goverment, the Arnona bill is not just a real estate tax bill like in most countries, it is a social welfare plan that taxes those that are not knowledgable about its deferrals based on age, income and a variety of other factors. Because it is based on individual circumstances, it is almost considered a secret and the government won't tell you in advance that there are discounts unless you ask about them. Most of us from other countries think a tax bill is a tax bill, but this one is a social welfare tax not just a real estate bill. Most Olim know that in the first year there is a 90% discount after making Aliyah, but Nefesh B'Nefesh doesn't tell you that if you are not working you can get an 85% reduction for the rest of your life not just the first year. When I brought that important fact to them, their excuse for not bringing it to Olim's attention was that since it was an individual discount, it wasn't their responsibilitiy. Great excuse, huh? So hence my title for my spiritual piece this morning. Take objective action and talk to me about whether you qualify for a big buck discount. And if you pay it whether out knowing it, you can't get your money back, you can only wait until next year. Please speak to me now.

Diana Ross and Lionel Richie - Endless Love (Live at the Academy Awards)

Music video by Diana Ross and Lionel Richie performing Original Song nominee "Endless Love" from the homonymous film at the 54th Annual Academy Awards® in 1982. It was released as a single from the film's soundtrack in 1981. It went to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 (#1 R&B - #1 A/C). It held down the number one title for nine weeks from August 15 to October 10, 1981. Billboard has named it the greatest song duet of all time. Overseas, it peaked #1 in Australia and Canada; #3 in New Zealand; #5 in Sweden; #6 in Belgium, Finland and Switzerland; #7 in the UK; #8 in Norway and Spain; #9 in Ireland; #10 in the Netherlands; #20 in Italy; and #33 in Japan. It earned her a RIAA Platinum certification in the US. It also certificate Gold in Japan. ©1981 Motown Records, a Division of UMG Recordings, Inc.

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Medical Humor

Medical Term



The study of paintings


Back door to cafeteria


What doctors do when patients die


What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section

A neighborhood in Rome

Cat scan

Searching for Kitty


Made eye contact with her


A sheep dog


A punctuation mark


To live long


Not a friend


Quicker than someone else


A small lie


Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain

Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff

A Doctor's cane


A higher offer


Rates of Pay for Working at Night, 
Normally more money than Days


I knew it


A person who has fainted


Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative

A letter carrier

Recovery Room

Place to do upholstery


Nearly killed him


Hiding something


Roman Emperor


A small table

Terminal Illness

Getting sick at the airport


One plus one more


Opposite of you're out

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Exchange of gifts


Netanyahu received an item from the leader of HAMAS. During the recent cease-fire, 

The leader of the Palestinian terrorist organization Hamas, Khaled Mashal, sent a "gift" 
(actually, it was a gesture of hate and contempt to the Prime Minister of Israel Benjamin 
Netanyahu), in an elaborate box, with a note.

After having the box checked for safety reasons, Prime Minister Netanyahu opened the 
Box and saw that the content was cow dung.
He opened the note, hand-written in Arabic by Mr. Mashal, which said, "For you and 
The proud people of the Zionist Entity."

Mr. Netanyahu, who is literate in Arabic, pondered the note and decided how best to 

He quickly did so by sending the Hamas leader an equally handsome package, also 
Containing a personal note. 

Mr. Mashal and the other leaders of Hamas were very surprised to receive the parcel 
And opened it, very carefully, similarly suspecting that it might contain a bomb.

But to their surprise, they saw that it contained a tiny computer chip.

The chip was rechargeable with solar energy, had a 1.8 terabyte memory, and could 
Output a 3D hologram display capable of functioning in any type of cellular phone, 
Tablet or laptop.

 It was one of the world's most advanced technologies, with a tiny label, stating this 
Item was "Invented and produced in Israel."

 Mr. Netanyahu's note, personally handwritten in Arabic, Hebrew, French, and English, 
Stated very courteously.

"Every leader can only give the best his people can produce,"

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Senior Texting codes

Thought you could use these updated codes. Make sure you print these out so you can remember them..... Sort of like remembering all of your passwords.SENIOR TEXTING CODE

SATD - At the Doctor

BFF - Best Friends Funeral

BTW -Bring the Wheelchair

BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM - Covered by Medicare

CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center

DWI - Driving While Incontinent

FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA - Got Heartburn Again

HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement

LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL - Living on Lipitor

OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas

TOT - Texting on Toilet

WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? 

Hope these help.

GGLKI - (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!) 

Not humorus from Victor Sharp

So England doesn't like the US recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel!  Imagine that!

I thought this might give you a better understanding of the insidiousness of Hijrah; that's the takeover of a nation without going to war.  Don't think for a moment that America is not a target or that there are no American cities where Islamic and Sharia victories and takeovers have already occurred. It's time for border control, or start planning for a very big goodbye to the American way of life!


Here's what has already happened to England within a few years of opening their borders without any entry control:
How the British have passively succumbed to the Musloid invasion:
       Mayor of London ... MUSLIM
       Mayor of Birmingham ... MUSLIM
       Mayor of Leeds ... MUSLIM
       Mayor of Blackburn ... MUSLIM

       Mayor of Sheffield ... MUSLIM
       Mayor of Oxford .. MUSLIM
       Mayor of Luton .... MUSLIM
       Mayor of Oldham ... MUSLIM
       Mayor of Rochdale .... MUSLIM
All the following achieved by just 4 million Muslims out of the 66 million population:
       Over 3,000 Muslim Mosques
       Over 130 Muslim Sharia Courts
       Over 50 Muslim Sharia Councils
       Muslims Only No-Go Areas Across The UK
       Muslim Women...78% don't work and are on FREE benefits/housing
       Muslim Men...63% don't work and are on FREE benefits/housing
       Muslim Families...6-8 children planning to go on FREE benefits/housing and now all UK schools are ONLY serving HALAL MEAT!
     …and we (the USA) and (CANADA) can't decide on an immigration policy???

One of the ways to combat this is to keep circulating information such as this e-mail around our United States and Canada to inform the uninformed who mainly only listen and read the left leaning US and Canadian radio/TV and newspapers. I have not seen this in the US or Canadian media…have you?


Jackie Mason The World According to Me (1988)

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Love Yehuda Lave

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

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