Quotes from my sister The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools. Confucius Teacher, editor, politician, and philosopher A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. Carrie Snow Stand-up comedian, comic writer A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools. Spanish Proverb I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. Roy Orbison Singer, songwriter and musician Men tire themselves in pursuit of rest. Laurence Sterne Novelist and clergyman. When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness that's where they stay. Libby Houston Poet, botanist, and rock climber You must never tire fighting Satan. Abraham Cahan Socialist newspaper editor, novelist, and politician If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine Air Pseudonym of novelist Kinn Hamilton McIntosh A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Rhonda Hansome Stand-up comedian, writer, director, and actress When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.Men invade another country. Elayne Boosler Comedian Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. Maryon Pearson Known for her sharp tongued wit In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher Stateswoman who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. Gloria Steinem Feminist, journalist, and social political activist I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. Zsa Zsa Gabor Actress and socialite. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.Eleanor Roosevelt Political figure, diplomat and activist |