Tuesday, October 16, 2018

Can you trust the media?  The answer is No and Beautiful Fall Mount Zion Wedding, and were there dinosaurs on the ark

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Yehuda Lave, Spiritual Advisor and Counselor

All Beginnings Are Difficult

If you wish to become a Torah scholar or any other type of scholar for that matter and find it difficult to study, do not become discouraged and feel ready to quit. All beginnings are difficult, but there is nothing that stands in the way when you have a strong will to accomplish. The essential thing is to be sincerely resolved to be successful.

Speaking of beginnings, we attended a beautiful spiritual wedding on Mount Zion where I have gone to Yeshiva for 20 years. The holiness of Mount Zion can be felt and let us hope that it gives the new couple a great beginning.

Love Yehuda Lave

Did the Ark have dinosaurs? - A Video from Rabbi Ephraim Sprecher

They used to tell this story about Israel, now you can apply it to Trump as well

A little girl leaning into a lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.   A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says,  'Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.   The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt right. The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist with the Washington Post, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?' The biker replies "I'm a US. Marine, a Republican and I voted for Trump". The journalist leaves.   The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads on the front page: ** U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH. **   And THAT pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days.

See the stylish and confusing vehicles from the Paris Auto Show


Zurcaroh: Golden Buzzer Worthy Aerial Dance Group Impresses Tyra Banks - America's Got Talent 2018

The acrobatic dance troupe from Austria perform a stunning routine. This incredibly entertaining act earns a golden buzzer from Tyra Banks.

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The Cynical Philosopher

♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?   ♦

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.   ♦

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.   ♦

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.   ♦

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.     ♦

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it.   ♦

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?   ♦

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.   ♦

You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's common sense leaving your body.   ♦

Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?   ♦

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.   ♦

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.   ♦

Money talks ..but all mine ever says is good-bye.   ♦

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.   ♦

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.   ♦

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters. Do they just give you a bra and say, "Here, fill this out?"   ♦

I can't understand why women are okay that JC Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."   ♦

My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I'm pretty sure she was hitting on me.   ♦

My 60 year kindergarten reunion is coming up soon and I'm worried about the 175 pounds I've gained since then.   ♦

Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks!   ♦

The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I'm pretty sure she's going to get me something.   ♦

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.   ♦

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.   ♦

Money can't buy happiness, but it keeps the kids in touch!   ♦

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.

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On a beautiful fall wedding as it only happens on Mount Zion a more mature couple makes the committiment to be married under the Laws of Moses as Jews have been doing for 4000 years

See you tomorrow

Love Yehuda Lave

Rabbi Yehuda Lave

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