| RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE DUBAI JOKES OF THE WEEK Four men are standing on a street corner one is from Russia, one from North Korea, one from Dubai, and one from New York.
A reporter comes upon them standing there and says, "Excuse me, what do you think about the meat shortage?" The man from Russia says, "What's meat?" The man from North Korea says, "What's think?" The man from Dubai says, "What's shortage?" The man from New York says, "What's excuse me?". What is the difference between people in Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do!
No joke, Dubai spent billions on a bunch of man-made islands and they are now sinking. I guess all the money in the world can't help erect-isle dysfunction. (yeah… I know… but couldn't resist…)
The son of a wealthy oil sheik sends an email to his father in Dubai
Subject: arrived. Hi dad, Oxford is fantastic, everyone is very friendly and it is very nice here, but ... I don't feel so easy when I come to my university in my pure golden Ferrari, while my fellow students and even my professors come by train. Salaam, Nasser. The next day, Nasser receives an answer from his father: "Sorry, son, I didn't know that. I just transferred 20 million dollars to your account. That way you can also buy a train yourself. Greetings, Daddy. During a flight in a private jet, three millionaires are talking: A Frenchman, an Arab Sheik and a New Yorker. At a certain point in the travel, they wanted to know where in the world they are. But the
French guy has an idea and says: "I think we are in France. Let me confirm" So he opens his window and put his arm out. "I was right. Just touched the torch of the Eiffel Tower!" They close the window and continue traveling. Some hours later, the same question appears again, and the Arab says: "I think we're in Dubai. Lemme check." He opens the window and put his arm out. "Yes, Dubai it is! I've touched the pinnacle of the Burj Khalifa!" Later on, the same question. The Ne Yorker finally said: "My turn. I'm sure we're in New York now." He opens the window and put his arm out. "Yes, as I said. We're in Manhattan my friends!" "Did you touch the Statue of Libery, didn't you?" "Absolutely not. My hand doesn't reach anything" "So how do you know we're in New York?" "That was easy. When I pulled my arm back my Rolex was gone! " I told my mate I was going to open a shop in Saudi Arabia. "Dubai" he asked? "Yes" I replied, "And sell" When do Arabs return their library books? the day they're Dubai.
What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai? Dubai fours
I was on a trip to Dubai, and in my stay, I met a rich man Over time, we actually became friends, and he told me about this shoes company he owns. He said: Each pair of shoes we manufacture costs us about 2$, and we manage to sell them for 250$ What?! this is insane, why is it so expensive, ? I asked Well I actually tried to make them cheaper for 25$ each Then what happened? People stopped buying them What did they call the arab dairy farmer who became the chief? A milk sheikh
Who is the strongest Arab in the world? The Protein Sheikh A golfer is walking down the road carrying his clubs when he sees an Arab being held up at gunpoint. He pulls out a wedge and smashes it over the back of the robber's head, knocking him unconscious.
"You probably saved my life," says the grateful Arab. "I am a member of the Saudi Royal Family and I have the power and money to give you anything you desire as a reward." The golfer glances at his golf bag. "Some new golf clubs would be nice," he says. Two weeks later, the Sheikh's secretary calls him up. "We've got your golf clubs," she says, "but the Sheikh would like to apologize to you in advance: only three of them have swimming pools." | 
