RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY GAZA MEMES/ JOKES OF THE WEEK If you keep saying FREE PALESTINE, be careful. We Jews will come and take it. We love free stuff! Beware tearing down hostage posters won't free Palestine, but it might end your occupation The Pro-Palestinian arguments I've heard lately sound much better in the original German Does a humanitarian pause mean that the hostages get to come home for a Shabbat? Asking for 240 friends… Only in Israel can a 19 year old kid drive an 80 ton tank and yet still be considered a "young driver" on his parents private Toyata. Seen at a Jewish wedding- "From the Liver to the Tea the Smorgasbord will be Free Military Terms Dictionary English Hebrew Hamas Rocket Launch Site Atar Shigur School Weapons Cache machsan neshek hospital Headquarters mifkada Kindergarten Operations Room cheder Mivtzaim Residential buildig Exchange each hostage for 100 Pro- Hamas US college student. Good For Israel, Good for USA, educational for students… The Islamic Jihad asked Israel if they could buy an Iron dome to defend Gaza from the missiles that they shoot on themselves by mistake. I heard the sirens and ran into the shelter and locked the door. All of a sudden I hear loud booms on the door… It seems my wife wanted to come in as well.
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