RABBI SCHWARTZ'S HEZBOLLA BEEPER MEMES/ JOKES OF THE WEEK CAMPUS ACTIVISTS:We stand with victims of Jewish Terrorism in Palestine, Gaza and Lebanon
ISRAEL: I wouldn't stand too close..
New Beeper tagline -Motor-Allah- connecting people with God
Old Gaza slogan- From the River to the Sea Palestine will be Free
Israel Response – From the liver to the knee, find a new way to pee
Blowing up beepers is Israeli, Being Jewish is making them pay them for the product
Hezbolla's scariest cartoon character? The Road Runner- "mee beep mee beep mee beep"
Hezbolla supporters in the West "Every person targeted today was a puppy, doctor or orphaned child. Sometimes all three.
Actual Hezbolla headquarters: Stop posting pictures, you donkeys, your exposing the identities of our fighters!
Guy in charge of purchases for Hezbolla: "I don't know 250 dollars for a beeper sounds a bit expensive.
Mossad agent that sold it to them: "I'll tell you what… Let's make it 240 and I"ll throw in a free walkie Talkie
They had to have a second day of exploding beepers because Lebanon is chutz la'aretz… (but that's only for a short while longer… 😊)
The international Olympic committee announces today that hundreds of Hezbolla fighters now qualify to compete in women's boxing Beepers? Really? What's next fax machines? CB Radios? Atari? 8 Track tapes?
Don't point a finger of blame at Israel… but if you really want to I think I see it there under the table…
World: Israel make your strikes more targeted.
Israel: blows up 2500 Terrorists shmekels
World: Not like that…
In a related story goats in Lebanon breathed a sigh of relief… "Who by water, and who by fire, who by strangulation and who by beeper…"
Hezbolla leader Hassan Nasralla announces emergency Kinnus on the dangers of technology
Never ask a Woman her age
A Man his salary
An Iranian Ambassador why he has a pager from Hezbolla
The Beeper operation is attributed to Israeli Mossad agents Motta Rola and Gal Aksi together with their Korean connection Sam Song
Never buy second hand electronics from Israelis… everyone knows that…
Shidduch Crisis in heaven 72 maidens and all their "basherts" got de-shmekel"ized..
Over 5000 new ParaOlympians from Lebanon for the next games
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