RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY TERRIBLE WELL JOKES OF THE WEEK I tried starting a dating app for wells, but it dried up pretty quickly. It turns out, most wells are just looking for something deep and meaningful! Why did the well get a job at the bank? Because it had plenty of liquid assets! My friend told me he could talk to wells… Turns out, he was just well-versed in plumbing!'" A well wrote a book about its life. Critics are calling it an autobiography, but I just think it's well-written. You know, money talks, but I tried talking to a wishing well the other day… all I got was silence. Must've been well-off. Where do sick wells go? To the well-being center! You can tell it's a really deep well because its voice echoes…well, well, well. I thought I could make a living digging wells…turns out it was just a pipe dream. Q: Why did the well get a job at the spa? A: It was known for its mineral water and deep tissue massages. Q: What did the well say to the rain? A: "Hey, thanks for dropping in!" Q: Why was the well so sad? A: It had a deep and abiding sense of emptiness. Q: What's a well's favorite type of music? A: Anything but heavy metal! Q: What did the motivational speaker say to the well? A: "You've got so much potential. Don't just sit there…spring into action!" Why did the well win an award? For its outstanding well-fare work in the community! |