| RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE CITIZENSHIP IMMIGRANT JOKES OF THE WEEK A Mexican man is taking his US citizenship test and is at the speaking portion. The proctor says to him "I want you to use pink, yellow, and green in the same sentence." The man thinks for a bit and finally says, "The phone go green green, I pink it up and say 'Yellow?'" I was applying for Mexican citizenship and the interviewer asked, "Do you have a criminal record?" I said, "No. Is that still required?" Trump walks into the Oval office, turns to his administrative team and says, "I want to organize the deportation of 10,000 Muslims and one kitten. Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, The Secretary of States says. "Mr. President, why do you want to deport a kitten?" Trump smiles and turns to the rest of the table. "You see, no one cares about the Muslims." I just passed by Canadian citizenship test! I got an eh + I went to the Islamic book store in London and asked if they have the book about Muslim deportation. The guy says get the heck out of here and never come back. I replied yes that's the one, how much. My friend from Prague finally got his US citizenship approved. That makes him a cancelled Czech Two foreigners in America are applying for citizenship. They're lined up outside the Citizenship and immigration office, along with many others, not wanting to risk deportation now that Trump is in office. Guy #1: I've had enough of this waiting, save my place, I'm going to shoot Donald Trump myself. several hours later he returns. Guy #2: well? did you get him? Guy #1: no, The line for that was even longer than the one here. Can one get Slovenian citizenship through a spouse? Asking for a President. A man goes to apply for Finnish citizenship. A man goes to apply for Finnish citizenship. He says to the employee, "I want to be a citizen of Finland." The employee responds in broken English. Employee: "You nice?" Man: "Um... I suppose so." "Back of line." "What's the problem?" "Nice guys Finnish last." My friend just became an American citizen, but he was forced to give up his Chinese citizenship. It's been a real disorienting experience for him.. When you apply for American citizenship, you have to write a short paper about yourself. Or in other words, A poll was taken in California, asking if people thought illegal immigration was a serious problem. 29 percent said, 'Yes, it is a serious problem.' 71 percent said, 'No es un problema serio.' | 
