Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Spread The Irony and Use a Pleasant Voice

Use Only Your Pleasant Voice

Use a pleasant tone of voice when speaking with others. 

We all sound much different when we speak with our best tones of voice that we do at our worse. You recognize this more when someone speaks to you. Every time you don't like the tone of voice that someone uses when speaking to you, let it serve as a reminder to speak in a pleasant tone of voice to others.

Love Yehuda

B"H

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> Spread the Irony
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> Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
> the
> back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
> buy
> cigarettes at the front.

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> Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large
> fries, and
> a diet coke.

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> Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain
> the pens
> to the counters.
>
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> Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
> the
> driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
>


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> Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
> in
> packages of eight.
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> Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
> lettering.
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>
>
> EVER WONDER ...
>
> Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
> our skin?
>

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> Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>

>
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> Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
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>
 
>
> Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
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>
>
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> Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
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> Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
> liquid made
> with real lemons?
>
 
> Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
>

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>
>
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> Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
>
>
>
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> Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
>

>
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> Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
>

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> Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
>

 
>
> You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
> don't
> they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
>
>
>
>
> Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


> Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
>

>
> If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
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> If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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