Friday, January 27, 2017

A profit speaks--his words ring true--listen for yourself

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Rabbi Yehuda Lave

When You Can't Empathize, Care

When you empathize with someone, keep in mind that you can never know exactly how they are feeling. You can only make assumptions based on your knowledge of human nature in general, and this unique individual in particular. At times, the best thing to say might be, "I can't know exactly how you are feeling. But I see how strongly this affects you."

Love Yehuda Lave

We are also responsible for the murderers

Titus Flavius cites the UNResolution

Titus Cites UNSCR 2334 In Demanding Besieged Jerusalem SurrenderThe Council automatically rendered the entire Jewish stronghold currently under siege an illegal entity that must be dismantled.

Jerusalem, December 28 – The Roman general commanding the forces surrounding the Jewish capital sent messengers today to the leaders of the besieged stronghold urging them to comply with Security Council Resolution 2334, which declared that a Jewish sovereign presence beyond the 1949 lines is illegal.

Titus Flavius, who took over the siege when his father Vespasian received word he had been appointed Emperor of Rome, cited the relevant decision of the United Nations, noting the fact that in deeming Jewish settlement or construction beyond the armistice lines illegal under international law, the Council automatically rendered the entire Jewish stronghold currently under siege an illegal entity that must be dismantled. That could happen, warned Titus, by peaceful means if the defenders of the city simply gave up the fight and agreed to be subjugated and sent elsewhere, or it could happen by force if necessary, and the Roman Legions laying the siege were prepared to subdue Jerusalem by those means.

"Be advised that in accordance with United Nations Security Council Resolution 2334, adopted December 23, 2016, this Jewish settlement of Jerusalem constitutes a violation of international law, in its consisting of Jewish settlement beyond the retroactively recognized boundaries that obtained prior to June, 1967," read the general's message, conveyed by courier. "Any attempt to thwart our action, sanctioned under the same international law, will be met with uncompromising force. Surrender, Jews, or face the wrath of the international community."

Resolution 2334 was adopted by a 14-0 vote in the Council, with the United States pointedly abstaining and declining to veto the measure. In so doing, the Obama administration departed from decades of American presidential policy that shielded the Jewish State from overt bias in the UN and its various organs. Observers predicted the chilling effect the American and international move would have on the Jewish effort to maintain control over their ancient capital and homeland in general.

Titus and his troops have been battling a Jewish insurgency against Roman rule that erupted in the year 66. Only once Vespasian took command and brought in overwhelming numbers of Roman soldiers was the tide turned, and now the Jewish State remains in control only of its capital Jerusalem and several isolated outposts. "We gave Jewish legitimacy a good number of generations, but it doesn't seem to be a recipe for peace," explained Flavius Josephus, a spokesman for Titus. "It might be time to deport these rebels by the hundreds of thousands and rename the place to help remove the connection between the Jews and Judea. I humbly suggest something ironic, such as 'Palestina,' a word that itself means 'invaders.' The joke will be on whoever uses it to establish a claim of indigenous status."

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Why I Like Retirement !

How many days in a week? 
6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday 

When is a retiree's bedtime? 
Two hours after he falls asleep on the couch.  

Question: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb? 


Only one, but it might take all day.  


Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? 
There is not enough time to get everything done. 


Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? 
The term comes with a 10% discount.  


Question: Among retirees, what is considered formal attire? 
Tied shoes. 


Question: Why do retirees count pennies? 
They are the only ones who have the time.


Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire? 


Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? 
They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? 


Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?

Answer: The never ending Coffee Break. 


Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. 


Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
He is too polite to tell the whole truth. 

And, my very favorite....
What do you do all week? 
Monday through Friday, NOTHING.  Saturday & Sunday, I rest. 



Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,
'How old was your husband?'  '98,' she replied....
'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented..
She responded, 'Hardly worth going home, is it?


Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?'  the reporter asked...
She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'


The nice thing about being senile is
you can hide your own Easter eggs and have fun finding them.


I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.  I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to
blackouts.  Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel myhands and feet anymore.  Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.  Have lost all my friends.

But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.


I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to
join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up anddown, and perspired for an hour.  But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.


My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.


It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, 'For fast relief.'


Grant me the senility to forget the people
I never liked anyway, the good fortuneto run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.


"Jewish Settlements"

Eli E. Hertz


Almost 100 years ago, Jews were busy building a country in Judea and Samaria (the West Bank). This all came before John Kerry, Barack Hussein Obama, Samantha Power, the PLO and Mahmoud Abbas.

Excerpt from the Report of The High Commissioner on the Administration of Palestine, 1920-1925:


"After the persecutions in Russia forty years ago, the movement of the Jews to Palestine assumed larger proportions. Jewish agricultural Colonies were founded. They developed the culture of oranges and gave importance to the Jaffa orange trade. They cultivated the vine, and manufactured and exported wine. They drained swamps. They planted eucalyptus trees. They practiced, with modern methods, all the processes of agriculture.


"There are at the present time 64 of these settlements, large and small, with a population of some 15,000. Every traveller in Palestine who visits them is impressed by the contrast between these pleasant villages , with the beautiful stretches of prosperous cultivation about them and the primitive conditions of life and work by which they are surrounded [by Arabs]."


Settlements were and still remain the domain of the Jewish pioneer. Any attempt to negate the Jewish people's right to Palestine and to deny them access and control in the area designated for the Jewish people by the League of Nations is an actionable infringement of international law.


USAF Band WWII Holiday Flashback--a lot of Christmas music if you don't want to hear it, so think before you click

ISIS parady on Saturday night live

See you tomorrow my friends and Shabbat Shalom

Love Yehuda Lave

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