| FROM A FRIEND:  Man vs Woman.     Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – "Which book has helped you most in your life?"   The woman replied, "My husband's check book!!"   ******   A prospective husband in a book store "Do you have a book called 'Husband – the Master of the House?'"   Sales girl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"   ******   Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife – darling, honey, luv.  What's the secret?"   Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her."   ******   Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription, simply showing your marriage certificate and wife's picture is not enough !   ******   For MEN.....and WOMEN with a sense of humor:   A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.   ******   There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened!   ******   Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.   ******   Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?   A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a wife!"   ******   COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?   ******   When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.   ******   A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should he take to cure it?"   The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "   |