RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY CHANUKA GAZA MEMES/ JOKES OF THE WEEK The hostages are not able to celebrate Chanuka so many people are lighting an extra Menora for them. I on the other hand have taken on to eat a doughnut for each them. 37 down 100 to go. Not sure whether to have that extra doughnut or not? They call it Sugani-yah for a reason. Yah! Eat it… Which coffee should you drink on Chanukah? In English it's called 'Miracle of the 25th', but it's better known by its Hebrew translation: nes cof hei (sometimes spelled Nescafe) Imagine how upset Hitler would be if he knew that Jews were being compared to him… The IDF is pumping water into Hamas Terror Tunnels. You wanted from the River to the Sea now you got it… Did you see all those pictures of the surrendering Hamas Terrorists? They call it Gaza Strip for a reason… Even Albert Einstein can't explain how a doughnut that weighs 150 grams makes me 2 Kilos fatter. Did you see all those videos and pictures of Santa putting on Tefillin. It's become a new chasidus called Santa Kalusenberg Line of the week- Queers for Palestine are the Gay Neturei Karta. |