RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE DOUGHNUT JOKES OF THE WEEK Yankel walks into a bakery with his friend John the magician. John quickly palms 3 donuts and hides them in his pocket. He then snidely challenges the other Yankel who also claimed to be a magician to perform a trick of equal benefit. Yankel then calls the baker and asks for 3 donuts and if he'd like to see a magic trick. The baker does his part and provides the donuts. Yankel then eats the donuts and exclaims "Ta-Dah." The bakery is angered and asks "Well what's the magic trick?" Yankel replies "Look in my friend's pocket." My wife asked me "Can you leave me some of your donut?" I replied "Ok, I'll leave you the hole!" What the difference between a black guy and a donut? One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it I allow myself only one donut per year. This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952. Why do golfers love donuts? Always a hole-in-one! Where's a donut's favorite vacation spot? The Sahara dessert! Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling. Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his donut? He was stuffed! Why did the donut go to a therapist? He felt empty inside. Why did the croissants take the donuts and bagels to Disneyland? They thought it would be fun for the hole family. What's the best thing to put in a donut? Your teeth. What are strange donuts made out of? Weird-doughs. What's the healthiest part of a donut? The middle. I'm opening a grocery store that specializes in Swiss cheese and donuts. I'm calling it Hole Foods. What kind of donuts can fly? The plain ones. What's the National Donut Day theme song? "Donut Stop Believing." A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce. It's a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They're in for a grueling custardy battle. Where was the first donut cooked? In Greece. What do do-nuts wear to weddings? Tuxedoughs! What is a donut's favorite day of the week? Fry-day. What do you call it when you order the same donut every day? A do-rut! What's a donut's favorite lullaby? "Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star." |