| RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY TERRIBLE CLOTHING JOKES OF THE WEEK My fitness instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising. I would not have joined the gym if I had any loose clothing. Camouflage clothing is so ugly... It's no wonder you don't see anyone wearing it. The feud between the two clothing stores down the street finally came to an end. It ended in a tie. The Missouri state legislature is considering a ban on female legislators' clothing that leaves their arms exposed. I never thought I'd see a Republican state trying to overturn the right to bare arms You know the clothing company Puma? They make Puma shirts, Puma hats, Puma socks, Puma coats... I wonder why they don't make pants. My really frum aunt thinks that statues of Yoshka on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing. ...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now. Apparently scarves are the most dangerous form of winter clothing.The least dangerous are sweater vests. They're completely armless. I just walked by a boy dressed in some poor shabby clothing I said: "Awe, are you an orphan"? He said: "Yes, what gave me away?" To which I replied: "Your parents." What is a magicians favorite clothing item? A card-again What's an American's favorite clothing? A lawsuit What do you say to an overworked clothing maker? You seamstressed. At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion. One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head. "No, no," I said. "Those jeans look terrible on you. I'll go get you another pair." As I walked away, I heard him mumble, "I was trying on the shirt." What would you call a Hollywood film director who is isolating from Covid? Quentin Quarantino. | 
