| RABBI SCHWARTZ'S FUNNY GYM JOKES OF THE WEEK I just quit my job at the gym because I wasn't big or strong enough. I've handed in my too weak notice This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym... and cancel that membership I'm been wasting money on every month since last year. I go to the gym so infrequently. I still call it James. My local gym costs $120 for an entire year. That's $60 per visit, not a great deal. Yankel joined a gym and said to the trainer, "I want to impress beautiful girls and hopefully get myself a wife, which machine should I use?". He said, "Try the ATM outside" I stopped going to the gym recently. It felt like a huge weight had been lifted off me. I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn't show up.. I hope she gets the message that we're not working out. Where do Missionaries work out? Jehova's Fitness It's been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. Tomorrow I'm going there in person to see what's really going on. I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 7 years in a row now. Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym. After they were done, they sat together in the locker room. One turned to the other and said, "I'm sore, eh?" The other said, "What for?" I went to my local self defense gym and asked if I can take 2 classes today. They said no "You can taekwondo". When l first joined the gym l wanted to lose the excess pounds l was carrying. After a month, l asked the guy next to me what he thought my favorite machine was at the gym. He looked me up and down and said, the vending machine. My gym instructor advised me to wear loose clothing while exercising. I would not have joined the gym if I had any loose clothing. While at the gym a good looking woman approached me and asked me, "Have you tried skipping?" I replied, "like with a rope?" She replied," no like skipping a meal". | 
