RABBI SCHWARTZ'S BEST IRAN WAR MEMES/JOKES OF THE WEEK The way it looks now there will be flights from Tehran to Tel Aviv faster then United will be flying from Newark Oh the irony 46 years there have been no flights from Tehran to Israel and now the only flights leaving Israel are to Tehran. Or maybe I should say Irany.. New name for the war "Gezel Sheina" (stealing sleep) At the beginning of this war it was called rising up like a lion, after a week on the couch and fressing in a bomb shelter it feels like more a rising up hippopotamus. In Iran there are so many Mossad agents walking around in the streets. When you bump into someone in the street and say "selicha- (excuse me), there's a good chance he'll respond "ha'kol tov, achi.." Iran hit the Mossad building yesterday in Israel with a missile. Too bad that nobody was there… they're all in Iran. The Joke in Iran is that no one knows where the Ayatollah is hiding… except Israel. I'm wiped… I think I'm just going to record the siren tonight and listen to it tomorrow morning. My Wife : "So, after a week of getting up a few times a night for the past week, do you understand why three months maternity leave is not enough…. Or do you need another week of this" Only Israelis spend years trying to figure out how to get a foreign passport and citizenship so in case they need a place to escape to they can go, and then the second a war breaks out and missiles are falling they are all trying to figure out a way to get back here as soon as possible. There are no Walmarts in Iran… Only Targets! |