Monday, October 15, 2012

The Year was 1955 - THE GOOD OLD YEARS??? and three wishes




Disagree Respectfully

Learn to disagree without creating an unpleasant argument.

A mature disagreement is when two people both listen carefully to the other's position in order to understand the position and why the person feels that way.

The Torah obligates us to treat each person with Respect


Love Yehuda Lave


Three men, a Canadian farmer, an Arab terrorist and an

American Biker are all walking together one day. They come

across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give each

of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the

Genie..

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also

farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '


POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada

was forever fertile for farming.

The Arab terrorist was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall

around Afghanistan , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels,

Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a

huge wall around those countries.

The Biker says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more

about this wall.'


The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500

feet thick and completely surrounds the country.

Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable. '

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer,

lights a cigar, smiles and says,

'Fill it with water.'


 
:
The Year Was 1955
Did you hear the post office is
thinking about charging 7 cents
just to mail a letter?




If they raise the minimum wage

to $1.00, nobody will be able to
hire outside help at the store.



When I first started driving, who

would have thought gas would
someday cost 25 cents a gallon? Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage.




I'm afraid to send my kids to the

movies any more. Ever since they
let Clark Gable get by with saying DAMN in GONE WITH THE WIND, it seems every new movie has either HELL or DAMN in it.


I read the other day where some

scientist thinks it's possible to put
a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas .


Did you see where some baseball

player just signed a contract for
$50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President.



I never thought I'd see the day

all our kitchen appliances would
be electric. They're even making electric typewriters now.



It's too bad things are so tough

nowadays. I see where a few
married women are having to work to make ends meet.




It won't be long before young

couples are going to have to hire
someone to watch their kids so they can both work.




I'm afraid the Volkswagen car

is going to open the door to a
whole lot of foreign business.




Thank goodness I won't live to

see the day when the Government
takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government.



The fast food restaurant is

convenient for a quick meal,
but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on.




There is no sense going on short

trips anymore for a weekend. It
costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel.




No one can afford to be sick

anymore. At $15.00 a day in
the hospital, it's too rich for my blood.


If they think I'll pay 30 cents
for a haircut, forget it.








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