SEINFELD IN YIDDISH and self confidence

You Already Own Self-Self-Confidence

You are already the owner of self-confidence. Claim your ownership. You don't have to travel to pick it up. It doesn't cost anything.  It can be found in your brain and mind.

  Say out loud: "I am the owner of a tremendous amount of self-confidence.

I will keep gaining a stronger and greater awareness of how easy it will be for me think, feel, speak, and act with self-confidence."

Love Rabbi Yehuda Lave

        English sub titles for those not so well versed in Yiddish.
        Very amusing.

                 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnIQM_BEcAc

Two old Jewish men, Sid and Al, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant in
South Texas. One day, Sid asks Al, "Do you know of any people of our
faith born and raised in Mexico?" Al replies, "I don't know, let's
ask our waiter."

When the waiter arrives, Al asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" The
waiter says, "I don't know, Senor, I ask the cooks."

He returns from the kitchen a few minutes later and says, "No, Senor,
the cook say no Mexican Jews."

Al isn't satisfied and asks, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter,
realizing he is dealing with 'Gringos,' replies, "I check once again,
Senor."

While the waiter is away, Sid says, "I find it hard to believe that
there are no Jews in Mexico. Our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returns and says, "Senor, the head cook say there is no
Mexican Jews."

Al asks, "Are you certain? I just can't believe there are no Mexican Jews."

The exasperated waiter says, "Senor, I ask EVERYONE... All we have is
Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews and Tomato Jews.

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