Why do we have a haggadah on pesach?
So we can Seder right words
Why did pharaoh not let the Jews out of Mitzrayim?
He was still in de Nile.
A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A Rabbi sits down next to him. The Rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzoh. Taking pity on the blind man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man. Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the Rabbi on the shoulder and asks, "Who wrote this?!!"
A little boy once returned home from school and his father asked, "what did you learn today?"
He answered, "The Rabbi told us how Moshe led the Jews out of Mitzrayim."
"How?"
The boy said "Moshe was a big strong man and he beat Paroah up. Then while he was down, he got all the people together and ran towards the sea. When he got there, he has the Corps of Engineers build a huge pontoon bridge. Once they got on the other side, they blew up the bridge while the Mitzreim were trying to cross."
The father was shocked. "Is that what the Rabbi taught you?"
The boy replied, "No. But you'd never believe the story he DID tell us!"
What kind of cheese do I eat on Pesach? Matzo-rella | Which city is forbidden to enter during pesach? Beit Lechem |
Who was the best businesswoman in the Torah? Bityah, Paraoh's daughter, she pulled a profit out of the water. | Whats the difference between matzoh and cardboard?? Cardboard doesnt leave crumbs in the rug! |