Friday, November 10, 2017

Sons help Dad Propose to new Step Mom

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Yehuda Lave, Spiritual Advisor and Counselor

Thoughts can be either secure or insecure. Insecure thoughts create shame, depression, rage and anxiety. When you spot a toxic belief, ask, "Is this really true?"

When you appreciate how much Hashem loves you, you are better able to love others. Do not rush the process. It takes time to internalize a new reality. You can even purchase a journal and share your feelings with Hashem, including anger, jealousy, sorrow or fear.

Love Yehuda Lave

Points to ponder

I - I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
2- There are two kinds of pedestrians . . . The quick and the dead.

3- Life is sexually transmitted.

4- Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

5- The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
6- Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
7- Have you noticed since everyone has a cell phone these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?

8- Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

9- All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

10- In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
11- How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
12- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things and drink whatever comes out'? Hmmmmm, How about eggs ? . . .

13- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

14- Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
16- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

17- Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

18- Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

19- Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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Sons Help Dad Propose To His Girlfriend

This man asked his sons to help him propose to his girlfriend and they are more excited than he is ❤️



by Fabrice Schomberg


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