My letter to the Jerusalem Post regarding insulting religious Jews and In ‘The Talented Mr. Rosenberg,’ a con artist tale so strange it’s hard to believe and Rabbi Schwartz jokes and Unique Sites of Israel: Ayalon Valley By Nosson Shulman and Can the Whole World be Wrong? By Melanie Phillips and BREAKING NEWS Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel fired his defense minister, who had urged for a delay to plans to overhaul the judiciary.

View in browser Yehuda Lave is an author, journalist, psychologist, rabbi, spiritual teacher, and coach, with degrees in business, psychology and Jewish Law. He works with people from all walks of life and helps them in their search for greater happiness, meaning, business advice on saving money, and spiritual engagement. Love Yehuda Lave Join my blog by sending me an email to YehudaLave@gmail.com This Normal Life by Brian Blum in the March 24, 2023 Magazine doesn't miss a single opportunity to insult me as a Jew.  He lists 10 terrifying possibilities of the country being a theocracy of being Iran. The country is 75 years old. None of Brian's fears of living under the religious ideas have ever been enforced that hurt his life. Religious Jews segregate between men and women. Sex is a very powerful influence and G-d knowing this requires segregation as the simplest way to protect both women and men.  If Religious Jews want to go to separate beaches, it is a far stretch that forces Brian to go to a separate beach when there are so few of them. The same is true for most of his scare mongering fears. People can live a religious life by choice. Never in our 75 year history has Israel forced people to keep the religion of the Jews. However, by giving up on our religious views, history has shown that religion quickly belongs to the previous generations and the now free Jew, marries out and is no longer Jewish. Blaming the idea of Judicial reform, for all of his fears of theocracy, is insulting and anti-Semitism. BREAKING NEWS Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel fired his defense minister, who had urged for a delay to plans to overhaul the judiciary. The Three Musketeers at the Kotel The Three are Rabbi Yehuda Glick, famous temple mount activist, and former Israel Mk, and then Robert Weinger, the world's greatest shofar blower and seller of Shofars, and myself after we had gone to the 12 gates of the Temple Mount in 2020 to blow the shofar to ask G-d to heal the world from the Pandemic. It was a highlight to my experience in living in Israel and I put it on my blog each day to remember. The articles that I include each day are those that I find interesting, so I feel you will find them interesting as well. I don't always agree with all the points of each article but found them interesting or important to share with you, my readers, and friends. It is cathartic for me to share my thoughts and frustrations with you about life in general and in Israel. As a Rabbi, I try to teach and share the Torah of the G-d of Israel as a modern Orthodox Rabbi. I never intend to offend anyone but sometimes people are offended and I apologize in advance for any mistakes. The most important psychological principle I have learned is that once someone's mind is made up, they don't want to be bothered with the facts, so, like Rabbi Akiva, I drip water (Torah is compared to water) on their made-up minds and hope that some of what I have share sinks in. Love Rabbi Yehuda Lave. Can the Whole World be Wrong? By Melanie Phillips Can the Whole World be Wrong? | The Jewish Press - JewishPress.com | Melanie Phillips | 28 Shevat 5783 – February 19, 2023 | JewishPress.com In 'The Talented Mr. Rosenberg,' a con artist tale so strange it's hard to believe Acclaimed filmmaker Barry Avrich covers what might be his most peculiar subject to date: Albert Rosenberg, a charlatan with so many cover stories, even his family doesn't know him By RICH TENORIO In 'The Talented Mr. Rosenberg,' a con artist tale so strange it's hard to believe | The Times of Israel RABBI SCHWARTZ'S TERRIBLE HOMEWORK JOKES OF THE WEEK Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake. If school isn't a place to sleep then home isn't a place to study .Teacher says to little Mary, "I want you draw a picture of a house" Little Mary says "That must be my HOMEwork" Yankel came to cheder all puzzled and said to his teacher "Rebbi will I get into trouble for something I haven't done?" He said "No, why?" Yankel said " Because I haven't done my homework." My daughter was doing her homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. I, proudly and confidently, told her that he was just a poor boy from a poor family. (If you don't get this… you need to rhapsodize a bit…) Hey, Berel! You think your teacher knows that I help you with homework? I think she does, mom! She said it was impossible to get so many wrong answers on my own. Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President. I always put my glasses on when doing Math homework. It improves division "Dad, can you help me with my homework?" "Sure son" "What are 5 mammals that live in the ocean?" "3 whales and two dolphins" "Thanks dad" "Anytime" Me: Do you want help with your homework? Son: No you make it worse Me: I do not! Son: ok what's a "naysayer" Me: Easy. That is a horse Little Ahmed is doing his anatomy homework. He comes upon a question: "What separates the head from the body?" Ahmed answers: "The axe" Russia's Three Steps to Homework Step 1. Putin it off Step 2. Stalin Step 3. Russian to finish FROM a Real Letter to God Homework assignment Dear God, Did you mean the giraffe to look like that or was it a mistake? Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have now? Dear God, Who drew the lines around the countries? Dear God, Thanks for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. Dear God, It rained during our whole holiday and my father was so mad he said some things about you that he shouldn't have. Please don't hurt him. Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Dear God, If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Levy, because I hate her. Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I'm not praying. Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best. Dear God, I read Thomas Edison made light. But in Hebrew school, I learned that you did it. I bet he stole your idea. Dear God, I don't think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already. Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother Unique Sites of Israel: Ayalon Valley By Nosson Shulman Unique Sites of Israel: Ayalon Valley | The Jewish Press - JewishPress.com | Nosson Shulman | 28 Shevat 5783 – February 19, 2023 | JewishPress.com See you tomorrow bli neder We need Moshiach now! 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