RABBI SCHWARTZ'S REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY JOKES OF THE WEEK The best way to find an answer to the question on the internet isn't to ask it. It's actually to post a wrong answer to the question and have people correct you. "I thought reverse psychology was when you made your therapist cry." "You know women hate when you tell them, "Calm down." So now when she yells at me I just go, "Love your energy." "I told my wife she needs to embrace her mistake. So she gave me a hug." "I'm writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don't buy it!" Sometimes you will have good moments with your parents where you think you can share anything with them. Don't. It's a trap. "My therapist refused to help me with my fear of backing up my car. She said she would under no circumstances perform reverse psychology." How do you get her to finally decide what she wants to eat? Just tell her that for dinner she can choose anything she wants except Mexican food. Grandma" "You need to eat 4 more bites since you're 4 years." Me: "But I'm 5!" Grandma: "Oh, well I don't think you can eat that much." Me: *eats 5 bites to prove her wrong.* The best way to get your husband to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
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