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View in browser Yehuda Lave is an author, journalist, psychologist, rabbi, spiritual teacher, and coach, with degrees in business, psychology and Jewish Law. He works with people from all walks of life and helps them in their search for greater happiness, meaning, business advice on saving money, and spiritual engagement. Love Yehuda Lave Join my blog by sending me an email to YehudaLave@gmail.com If you have any comments or questions for me, please don't hit reply as I won't get it, write to me at Yehudalave@gmail.com WATCH: The worst thing an Israeli can tell his parents – ‘I’m a Bibist The Three Musketeers at the Kotel Sed ut perspiciatis unde omnis iste natus error sit voluptatem accusantium doloremque laudantium, totam rem aperiam, eaque ipsa quae ab illo inventore veritatis et quasi architecto. The Three are Rabbi Yehuda Glick, famous temple mount activist, and former Israel Mk, and then Robert Weinger, the world's greatest shofar blower and seller of Shofars, and myself after we had gone to the 12 gates of the Temple Mount in 2020 to blow the shofar to ask G-d to heal the world from the Pandemic. It was a highlight to my experience in living in Israel and I put it on my blog each day to remember. The articles that I include each day are those that I find interesting, so I feel you will find them interesting as well. I don't always agree with all the points of each article but found them interesting or important to share with you, my readers, and friends. It is cathartic for me to share my thoughts and frustrations with you about life in general and in Israel. As a Rabbi, I try to teach and share the Torah of the G-d of Israel as a modern Orthodox Rabbi. I never intend to offend anyone but sometimes people are offended and I apologize in advance for any mistakes. The most important psychological principle I have learned is that once someone's mind is made up, they don't want to be bothered with the facts, so, like Rabbi Akiva, I drip water (Torah is compared to water) on their made-up minds and hope that some of what I have share sinks in. Love Rabbi Yehuda Lave. IDF Home Front Command updates application's alert system for clarity in emergency situations The IDF Home Front Command revamped its mobile and smart TV alerts with color-coded warnings, dedicated sounds, and clearer instructions to help citizens respond faster in emergencies. https://www.jpost.com/israel-n... Last survivor of 1929 Hebron Massacre dies at 100 itzhak Ben-Hebron escaped Arab riots as a child and later returned to rebuild the Jewish community in the holy city. Steve Linde Last survivor of 1929 Hebron Massacre dies at 100 - Israel & Jewish News - JNS .Yitzhak Ben-Hebron at a family gathering in Kiryat Arba in 2019. Credit: Hebron Jewish Community. Rabbi stabbed to death while studying with his son in Bnei Brak synagogue Police arrest a suspect with a history of mental illness. Rabbi stabbed to death while studying with his son in Bnei Brak synagogue - Israel & Jewish News - JNS RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE KING JOKES OF THE WEEK There once was a king who was 12 inches tall.He was a terrible king but a great ruler… A king has 3 cups in front of him. The first 2 cups are full, the third cup is empty. What is the King's name? King Philip III What happens when the King leaves the toilet? A Royal Flush. Once upon a time, a King wanted to have some fun. He went on a podium and said loudly: "I will give half of my fortune to anyone who manages to tell me a lie that I, myself, admit that it's a lie." An old man walked to the King and said: "I can draw rainbows wherever I want." The King replied: "That's true, I saw you making one yesterday and it was really pretty." A soldier then walked to the King while everyone stared at him, and said: "Your majesty, I have a gun that shoots atomic bombs." The King quickly said: "That's great, and by the way, good job on Hiroshima." After hearing all that, the kingdom was discouraged to ask any further questions because it would simply end the same; the King can always find a way to dodge that lie. Almost desperate, a young Jewish boy named Bereleh, approached the King holding a barrel and loudly said: "I lent you a barrel of gold last week". The King said: "That's a lie." The boy replied: "Give me half of your fortune then!" The King quickly said: "Wait, I remember, you did lend you me barrel of gold last week." Smirking, Bereleh shouted: "Give it back to me then." What's it called when a King and Queen have no children? A receding heir-line. Which of King Arthur's knights was chosen to make the round table? Sir Cumference Why did none of the women King Midas dated want to marry him? They got gold feet. A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn’t like at all, so he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs. The minister said, "I served you loyally 10 years and you do this..? The king was unrelenting. The Minister pleaded "Please give me 10 days before you throw me to the dogs" The king agreed. In those 10 days the minister went to the keeper of the dogs and told him he wanted to serve the dogs for the next 10 days. The guard was baffled, but he agreed. So the minister started feeding the dogs, caring for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them. So when the 10 days were up, the king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs as sentenced. When he was thrown in, everyone was amazed at what they saw. The dogs were wagging their tails playing with the condemned minister and licking his feet. The king was baffled at what he saw. "what happened to the dogs? !!!” He growled. The minister then said;” I served the dogs for only 10 days and they didn’t forget my service… Yet I served you for 10 years and you forgot all at the first mistake!”… The king realised his mistake and replaced the dogs with crocodiles !! My friend is such a big fan of the Royal Family, each of his four sons are named after a king. **Henry** **George** **Charles** **Burger.** There's a depressed king back in the 14th century. And nothing could cheer him up. Eventually the royal advisor hired a new fool to entertain the king. The clown was very funny, and most of the court laughed, but the king merely sighed, and then turned towards his advisor. "I don't think this worked Henry, but I appreciate the jester." King Henry VIII had six wives. He beheaded two of them. Those were his axe wives. Those we have lost Stories of civilians and soldiers killed since Hamas’s onslaught on Israel on October 7, 2023 Every day you can look at another victim and send him/her prayers Those we have lost | The Times of Israel Categories Civilians IDF Israel Defense Forces soldiers and reservists Police officers Israel Police and Border Police officers First responders Local security team members, firefighters and medics Supernova festival Those who attended the Supernova or Psyduck festivals Foreigners Foreign workers, tourists and students DRY BONES FROM 2015 OBVIOUSLY THE MAN WAS A PROFIT See you tomorrow bli neder We need Mashiach now! What is disliked by you, don't do to others. Be nice and kind and smile! 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