RABBI SCHWARTZ’S TERRIBLE AFTERLIFE JOKES OF THE WEEK I have like 50 jokes about the unemployed. Trouble is, none of them work. I’m unemployed and asked my friend for advice. He told me: “Get a job at NASA, they always have space.” Why couldn't the unemployed teacher see? She had no pupils!! My wife and I are both unemployed. My mum died in a car crash. We have three children and we're all staying in my grandma's place, and my grandma died this week. My dad has to work at 73. I'll do any job to take care of my family. Please share. Sincerely, William, Prince of Wales I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers... Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed. My wife didn't leave me because I'm lazy, overweight and jobless. She left me because I don't know anything about baseball. That was strike four Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool! What do you call an Apple employee who got laid off? Steve Jobless! Being unemployed is horrible. I never thought I'd lose my job as a psychic. Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist. University: just the same as being unemployed. But your parents are proud of you. The number of unemployed musicians today...Is disconcerting People ask whether I’ll make cheese in my afterlife. I tell them, “There’s no whey in hell. Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker. I’ve got nothing to hide. I have 50 jokes about the unemployed. the thing is none of them make any cents |
