Monday, December 21, 2009

Giraffe test and Daily Joy Journal


Daily Joy Journal

One of the most effective ways to recall your daily moments of joy is to keep a daily joy journal.

Every day, write down at least a few of your joyful moments. These can be events and situations when you experienced high levels of joy or when you felt sparks of joy. If you do not record them in your journal, these joyful might be easily forgotten. Since you are focusing on creating joyful moments, you will notice them and remember them because you listed them in your joy journal.


Love Yehuda





 

 

 
 

How
do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?





Stop and think about it and decide on your
answer before you scroll down.

 
 
 
 
 



The
correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the
door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.






2 )
How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?




Did
you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?





Wrong
Answer.




Correct
Answer: Helloooooo.......remember  the giraffe???? Open the refrigerator,
take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your
ability to think through the repercussions of your previous
actions.







3).
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals
attend
.... Except one. Which animal does not attend?










Correct
Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in
there. (Don't you remember?) This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not
answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to
show your true abilities.





4).

There is a river you must cross but it is used
by crocodiles, and
you do not have
a boat. How do you manage it?







Correct Answer:? You
jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening??????? All the
crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn
quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide,
around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many
preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively proves the theory that most professionals do not have the brains of
a four-year-old.



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this out to frustrate all of your smart friends.