Focus On Those You Can Help
Focus on the people you can help, and don't be obsessed with those you cannot help.
You are a mortal. You, like everyone else, are limited. Obsessing about what you can't do prevents you from accomplishing what you can
Love Yehuda LaveFocus on the people you can help, and don't be obsessed with those you cannot help.
You are a mortal. You, like everyone else, are limited. Obsessing about what you can't do prevents you from accomplishing what you can
Slight Misunderstanding
Joke in honor of the new Pope:
The Pope Dies and Goes to Heaven with another slight misunderstanding
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee and, after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He finds out that G-d is Jewish so he is not sure what to do.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, in the original Hebrew and spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistics master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script.
All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! They left out the 'R'".
God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R'... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE.
The Pope Dies and Goes to Heaven with another slight misunderstanding
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee and, after a whirlwind tour is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available. He finds out that G-d is Jewish so he is not sure what to do.
He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, in the original Hebrew and spends the next eon or so learning the languages. After becoming a linguistics master, he sits down in the library and begins to pore over every version of the Bible, working back from the most recent "Easy Reading" to the original script.
All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The angels come running to him, only to find the Pope huddled in a chair, crying to himself, and muttering, "An 'R'! They left out the 'R'".
God takes him aside, offering comfort and asks him what the problem is. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, "It's the letter 'R'... the word was supposed to be CELEBRATE.
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