We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. Milton Berle Television is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the same joke at the same time, and yet remain lonesome. T. S. Eliot Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. Woody Allen It doesn't take money to turn off the television and cultivate real bonding time. Marianne Williamson Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. Alfred Hitchcock We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. Orson Welles More people are watching college football on Snapchat than they are on television. Evan Spiegel If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace. — John Lennon All [TV] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive. — Dan Harmon My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too. Peter De Vries So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. » Jason Love Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. Ann Landers One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us. Kurt Vonnegut |