Thursday, November 25, 2010

Bob Hope in Heaven and mastering Serenity and Happy Thanksgiving 2010

Be Resolved to Master Serenity

Be resolved with a strong sense of commitment to master serenity. The greater your realization of the magnitude of the benefits you will gain, the easier it will be to persevere even if the going gets rough.

Serenity promotes health and feelings of well-being. Your brain functions better when you are in a calm and relaxed state. Serenity increases your ability to think clearly, to concentrate for longer periods of time, to better understand what you read, to listen with greater focus, and to remember at optimal levels. You are more creative when you are in a serene state.

Love Yehuda




 
 

BOB HOPE IN HEAVEN
 

For those of you too young to remember Bob Hope, ask your Grandparents
.

And thanks for the memories. WHAT A WONDERFUL E-MAIL.

 I HOPE THIS WILL PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND IN YOUR HEART. 

Tribute to a man who DID make a difference.

ON TURNING 70
'You still chase women, but only downhill'.


ON TURNING 80

'That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.'


ON TURNING 90

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.'


ON TURNING 100

'I don't feel old.  In fact
, I don't feel 
anything until noon.  Then it's time for my nap.'


ON GIVING UP HIS EARLY CAREER, BOXING

'I ruined my hands in the ring.  The referee kept stepping on them.'


ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR

'Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'.</ span>


ON GOLF

'Golf is my profession. Show business is just to pay the green fees.'


ON PRESIDENTS

'I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.'


ON WHY HE CHOSE SHOWBIZ FOR HIS
 CAREER
'When I was born, the doctor said to my mother,
Congratulations, you have an eight pound ham.


ON 
RECEIVING THECONGRESSIONAL GOLD 
MEDAL


'I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.'


ON HIS FAMILY'S EARLY POVERTY

'Four of us slept in the one bed.  When it got cold, mother threw on another brother.'


ON 
HIS SIX BROTHERS

'That's how I learned to dance.  Waiting for the bathroom.'


ON 
HIS EARLY FAILURES

'I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me.'


ON GOING TO HEAVEN

'I've done benefits for ALL religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.'

Give me a sense of humor.

Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life, and to pass it on to folks .





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