Dennis Miller on Jews vs Palestinians, Funny & directly on target on Israel independence day and Positive Motivation

Positive Motivation Be aware of how you speak to yourself in general, and what you say to yourself when you try to motivate yourself in particular. People who motivate themselves with heavy criticism likewise tend to do so with others also. Even if someone finds that this works better for himself than a softer approach, it is still not the pattern of choice when trying to motivate children and students. The harm to their self-image could be devastating. Choose positive words of encouragement. Believe in the potential of children, students, and anyone else you want to motivate. And speak to them in a way that will motivate them to believe in their own potential.

Love Yehuda

In the movie "Exodus," (1960) starring Paul Newman, the Jews were called 
    

"Palestinians" and the Arabs were called "Arabs." 
    

Dennis Miller is a comedian who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. 
   
 

Although he is not Jewish, he recently had the following to say  about the 
    

Middle East situation: 

  Here we go: 
 

  The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: 

There are no Palestinians . It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine 
    

for two thousand years. Like 'Wiccan,'(the worship of witches) 'Palestinian' sounds ancient but is 
    

really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, 
    

Gaza was Owned by Egypt , the West Bank was owned by Jordan , and there were 
    

no Palestinians.' 

  As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as 
 

basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the 'Palestinians,' weeping for 
    

their deep bond with their lost 'land' and 'nation.' 
    

  So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word 'Palestinian' any more to 

describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at deaths until someone 
   
 

points out they're being taped. Instead, let's call them what they are: 
    

'Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap 
    

Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death. ' I 
    

know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: 
    

'Adjacent Jew-Haters .' Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own 
    

country.  

  Oops, just one more thing: No, they don't . They could've had their own 

country. Anytime in the last thirty years, especially several years ago at 
   
 

Camp David . But If you have your own country, you have to have traffic 
    

lights and garbage trucks. And Chambers of Commerce, and,  worse, you 
    

actually have to figure out some way to make a living. 
    

  That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region 

want: Israel .. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course that's 
   
 

where the Real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel . 
    

  Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or 'The Zionist Entity' as 

their Textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers 
   
 

of Arab Countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the 
    

fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally 
    

backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth, you 
    

know that's really saying something. 
   

  It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about 
 

the great history and culture of the Muslim Mid east. Unless I'm missing 
    

something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, 
    

by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one. 
    

  Chew this around and spit it out: 500 million Arabs; 5 Million Jews. 

Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of 
    

matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that if 
    

Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals.. 
    

  Really? Wow, what neat news.  

Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and 
    

the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive very Jew into the sea? Oh, 
    

that? We were just kidding. 

  My friend, Kevin Rooney, made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse 
 

the Numbers. Imagine 500 million Jews and 5 million Arabs. I was stunned at 
    

the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of 
    

razor blades and dynamite to themselves? Of course not. 
    

Or marshaling every fiber and force at their disposal for generations to 
    

drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense. 
    

  Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible. 

Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread 
    

with the blood of children? Disgusting. 
   

  No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews 
 

would ever do to people is debate them to death. 
    

  However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing 

moral weight. We've already lost some. After September 11th our president 
   
 

told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the 
    

countries that supported them.  

  Beautiful. Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the 
 

equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day) start to do 
    

the same thing we did, and WE tell them to show restraint. 
    

  If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all 

very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and 
   
 

kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan . 
    

 

 

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