Rabbi Yehuda Lave

Let Positive Stories Add To Your Self-Image

People love stories. The stories you read and hear about great people are stored in your brain. You become a bit greater yourself with each positive story. Knowing how great people spoke and behaved makes it more likely that you will speak and act with similar patterns. Of course, we won't immediately act exactly like every great person we read and hear about, but we will improve.

The elevating and inspiring stories you read and hear about are part of the process of building your self-image: "I am a person who has added another story about positive thoughts, words, and actions into my brain and mind."

Love Yehuda Lave

B"H Bob Dylan (Shabtai Zushia,his Hebrew name)at his oldest son Jesse's (Yishai) Bar Mitzvah,at the Kotel,about 37 years ago.From left to right,Bob Dylan,Moshe Schlass (Officiating Rabbi,in charge of Bar Mitzvahs for the Ministry of Religion,at the Kotel),Bob's son Jesse (Now a well known public figure)

Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.

... When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.

... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.

... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.

... The batteries were given out free of charge.

... A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

... A will is a dead giveaway.

... With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

... A boiled egg is hard to beat.

... When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

... Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

... Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.

... A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.

... When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

... The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

... He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.

... Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it.

And the cream of the twisted crop:

... Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.

ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN; It is cheap medicine

Tchaikovsky: Swan Lake - The Kirov Ballet

In this production of the best loved classical ballet 'Swan Lake' the naturally gifted Yulia Makhalina dances the challenging role of Odette/Odile from Leningrad

Danny Kaye presents an honoray Oscar to Stan Laurel

This Is Your Life Laurel & Hardy

Yehuda Glick speaks about the Temple Mount on Wendesday Night--Be there

Please join us for a "Nine Days" discussion about the

Temple Mount

With

Knesset Member

MK Rabbi Yehuda Glick

Director of Haliba – The Initiative for Jewish Freedom on the Temple Mount

(Please forward this to your friends. Lecture will be in 'easy' English)

What? Har Habayit – its history, what is going on today and Yehuda's story.

Why? It's the Nine Days and the Har Habayit is the center of it all.

Where? Bet Knesset Nitzanim 3 Asher St., Baka, Yerushalaim

When? Wednesday August 10, sixth of Av, 7:30 PM (19:30) doors open, lecture begins promptly

at 8:00 PM (20:00).

Cost? 25 Shekel with early RSVP (See bottom)

35 Shekel at the door.

Includes pizza, bagels and drinks. To guarantee a seat please RSVP.

MK Yehuda Glick's story

Why ascend Har Habayit?

Learn the history and beauty of Har Habayit.

What are the Halachot/Laws?

Q&A session

Please RSVP:

Gavriel 053-275-0977 (call or text)

gyarmish@inbox.com

Rabbi Yehuda Glick is an expert on the Halachot and history of Har Habayit. He is an official tour

guide who guided many people on the Temple Mount.