Friday, June 8, 2012

Things my Mother taught me and Selected Great Photos of Our World 2012





Things my mother taught me!





MY MOTHER ....
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTION-ISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA ..
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Only you folks my age understand these profound statements. But there's one missing from this list and it's my personal all time favorite!

My mother taught me about CHOICE.
"Do you want me to stop this car?"


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

            DRAMATIC MOSS COVERED WATERFALL IN ROMANIA

  

Photograph by SANDRA RUGINA

According to Sandra this is the Bigar Cascade Falls in Carass Severin, Romania at the 45th parallel.

The dramatic moss-covered falls are situated in the forests of the Anina Mountains and is formed by an underground water spring that spills into the Minis River.

 

THE RAINBOW EUCALYPTUS TREE

Photograph by Amanda Pope

This photo by Amanda Pope shows a group of Rainbow Eucalyptus trees spotted just off the Hana Highway in east Maui.

commonly known as the Rainbow Eucalyptus, the Mindanao Gum, or the Rainbow Gum, it is the only Eucalyptus species found naturally in the Northern Hemisphere.

The unique multi-hued bark is the most distinctive feature of the tree. Patches of outer bark are shed annually at different times, showing a bright green inner bark.

This then darkens and matures to give blue, purple, orange and then maroon tones.

 

THE ROAD LESS TRAVELLED

Photograph by VFACB

A beautiful capture of Great Esapce Road in Wilsall, Montana. This was posted to Reddit a few days ago by user VFAGB who says him and his girlfriend

sold all of their possessions (camera not included) and travelled the Western states of America for seven months. It’s a memorable experience and a risk

many will never take. Kudos to them for gathering the courage to just do it!

 

 

AN ERUPTION ON IO AS JUPITER LOOMS

AN ERUPTION ON IO AS JUPITER LOOMS   Photograph by NASA   This montage of images of Jupiter and its volcanic moon Io,

was taken by the New Horizons spacecraft’s flyby in early 2007. The Jupiter image is an infrared color composite taken by the

spacecraft’s near-infrared imaging spectrometer on Feb. 28, 2007.

 

Chittorgarh, The Largest Fort In India

 

CHITTORGARH, THE LARGEST FORT IN INDIA   Photograph via IAmASeaLions on Reddit

Chittorgarh Fort is the largest fort in India and the grandest in the state of Rajasthan. The fort, plainly known as

Chittor, was the capital of Mewar and is today situated several kilometres by road south of Bhilwara.

 

The Waterfall Island at Iguazu Falls

THE WATERFALL ISLAND AT IGUAZU FALLS   Photograph via Bregothehorse on Reddit

This stunning rock formation is located at Iguazu Falls. Apparently this particular view can be seen from the lookout on

San Martin Island on the Argentinian side of the falls.

 

Mount Kilimanjaro

MOUNT KILIMANJARO FROM ABOVE   Photograph via ninjao on Reddit   This incredible aerial photograph of

Mount Kilimanjaro was posted yesterday to Reddit, by user ninjao. He states the shot was taken by his friend but a name was

not provided (will update accordingly). Kilimanjaro, with its three volcanic cones, Kibo, Mawenzi, and Shira

 

The Breathtaking Skogafoss Falls in Iceland

THE BREATHTAKING SKOGAFOSS FALLS IN ICELAND   Photograph by annag @ visir.is (on Panoramio.com)

Skógafoss is a waterfall situated in the south of Iceland at the cliffs of the former coastline. After the coastline had receded seaward

(it is now at a distance of about 5 kilometres (3.1 miles) from Skógar)

 

Dragon Falls, Venezuela

DRAGON FALLS, VENEZUELA FROM ABOVE   Photograph by Dmitry Moiseenko @ AirPano.ru 

In this incredible capture by Dmitry Moiseenko, we look down the jaw-dropping Dragon Falls in Venezuela.

Known locally as Churun Meru, it’s apparently about 10 km south of Angel Falls in the same valley. This shot is from May 2011.

 

Ninety Mile Beach, Victoria, Australia

  NINETY MILE BEACH, VICTORIA, AUSTRALIA   Photograph via aureliusantoninus on Reddit

The Ninety Mile Beach is a sandy stretch of south-eastern coastline of Victoria, Australia along the Gippsland Lakes region of

East Gippsland on Bass Strait. The beach is just over 151 kilometres (94 mi) long running north-eastward

  

 The Coolest Bonsai Treehouse Ever

THE COOLEST BANSAI TREEHOUSE EVER   Artwork and Photography by TAKANORI AIBA @ TOKYOGOODIDEA.COM   

This incredible Bonsai treehouse was created by Japanese artist Takanori Aiba. The intricate detail is absolutely phenomenal.

Of his beautiful work, Takanori says: Cultivating a modern Bonsai style by adding a theme of relationship between human and nature

  

A Sea of Purple in the Badlands of Utah

  A SEA OF PURPLE IN THE BADLANDS OF UTAH   Photograph by GUY TAL PHOTOGRAPHY

This is an incredible capture by photographer Guy Tal of a rare event in the badlands of Utah that occurs every few years

when the conditions are just right and the arid lands

 

Maelstrom at Kauai, Hawaii

  MAELSTROM AT KAUAI, HAWAII   Photograph by PATRICK SMITH PHOTOGRAPHY

A maelstrom is a very powerful whirlpool; a large, swirling body of water. A free vortex, it has considerable downdraft.

 

Serenity Now

SERENITY NOW   Photograph by ZAK NOYLE for SURFER MAGAZINE   Sun, water, wave, surf. Oh and a rainbow.

This gorgeous photograph by Zak Noyle was the winner of Surfer Magazine’s ‘photo of the year’ and it’s easy to see why.

The image was taken with a fisheye lens at Teahupoo in Tahiti.

 

Moon and Venus Over Switzerland

MOON AND VENUS OVER SWITZERLAND   Photograph by DAVID KAPLAN   Lit from beneath by lights from the village of

Trubbach, Switzerland, a snow covered mountain, Mittlerspitz, poses dramatically on the upper left, hovering over the

small town of Balzers, Liechtenstein far below.

 

The Mighty Flatirons of Boulder, Colorado

THE MIGHTY FLATIRONS OF BOULDER, COLORADO   The Flatirons are rock formations near

Boulder, Colorado. There are five large, numbered Flatirons ranging from north to south (First through Fifth, respectively)

along the east slope of Green Mountain, and the term “The Flatirons†sometimes refers to these five alone

 

New Zealand the Beautiful

NEW ZEALAND THE BEAUTIFUL   Photograph by TREY RATCLIFF @ STUCKINCUSTOMS.COM 

Photographer’s Description [Trey Ratcliff]: As far as the camera settings, this is the kind of shot you can get with something

called “compression,†a method where you use a zoom lens and zoom in quite far. It takes images in the distance

 

Crater Lakes in the Albertine Rift of Africa

CRATER LAKES IN THE ALBERTINE RIFT OF AFRICA   Photograph by JOEL SARTORE | PRINTS AVAILABLE

Photographer’s Description: In a region bursting with people, a few big open spaces remain—like the Rift floor in

Queen Elizabeth Park, pocked with crater lakes formed by volcanic explosions

 

Solar Eclipse at Sunset

SOLAR ECLIPSE AT SUNSET   Photograph by JANNE PYYKKO   On July 11, 2010, after a long trek eastward

across the southern Pacific Ocean, the Moon’s shadow reached landfall in South America. In a total solar eclipse close to sunset,

silhouetted Moon and Sun hugged the western horizon, seen here above the Andes mountains

 

Meanwhile in Norway

 

MEANWHILE IN NORWAY   Photograph by MACIEJ DUCZYNSKI PHOTOGRAPHY   Maciej Duczynski took this

incredible photograph of the stunning Lake Strynevatn from Hjelle, Norway. Hjelle lies at the eastern end of Lake Strynevatn,

midway between Stryn Sommerskisenter (20 km) and Stryn township (27 km). Jostedal Glacier National Park Centre is just 5 km away

 

Illuminated Sandcastle [Noosa Main Beach, Australia

ILLUMINATED SANDCASTLE NOOSA MAIN BEACH, AUSTRALIA   Photograph via jennylouwho on Reddit

this wonderfully illuminated sandcastle was built on Noosa Main Beach in Queensland, Australia

 

That's all folks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





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