Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Nostalgia and Screen Heroes and test for the brain and a conversation between religious and secular




 

Choose your Tone of Voice

Be aware of the effects of your tone of voice. Find a range of tones that your friends and family find comfortable.
The listener is always more sensitive and aware of the tone of voice than the speaker is. The more aware you are of your own tone of voice and the effect it has on the listener, the easier it will be for you to recognize when there is a change in your tone.
One way to become more aware of your tone of voice is to ask your spouse for feedback, by saying, "If my tone of voice ever distresses you, please point it out to me. And when you especially like a certain tone of voice, please tell me."

Love Yehuda Lave

Something for seniors to do to keep those "aging" grey cells active!




1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. ...What was the third child 's name?


2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers....What does he weigh?

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, ...what was the highest mountain in the world?

4. How much dirt is there in a hole ...that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5. What word in the English Language ...is always spelled incorrectly?

6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer.....How is this possible?
7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. ...Why not?

8. What was the President 's Name...in 1975?

9. If you were running a race, ...and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10. Which is correct to say,... "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field,....how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field
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Here are the Answers

1. Johnny 's mother had three children. The
 first child was named April The second child was named MayWhat was the third child 's name?

Answer: Johnny of course
2. There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

Answer: Meat.

3. Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

Answer: 
  Mt. Everest; it just wasn 't discovered yet. [ You 're not very good at this are you?]

4. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

Answer: There is no dirt in a hole.

5. What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

Answer: Incorrectly
6. Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

Answer: Billy lives in the Southern Hemisphere
7. In California , you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

Answer: You can 't take pictures with a wooden leg. You need a camera to take pictures.

8. What was the President 's Name in 1975?

Answer: Same as is it now - Barack Obama [Oh, come on ....]

9. If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

Answer: You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.

10. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

Answer: Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow [Duh]

11. If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

Answer: One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big one.



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A Salon Conversation between
Rabbi Sacks & Prof. Oz-Salzberger

Introduced & moderated by Yonatan Ariel of Makom Israel 

In late November 2013, as part of the Jewish Agency’s Assembly in Jerusalem, Makom hosted a fascinating conversation between Emeritus Chief Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks, and historian and writer Professor Fania Oz-Salzberger.

Introduced and moderated by Yonatan Ariel, Executive Director of Makom, the event turned out to be a highly-enjoyable and interesting conversation between two very different intellectuals – one orthodox, one secular; one male, one female; one British, one Israeli.

Many thanks to Makom for their kind permission to use this video. To find out more about Makom's work, please click here. For more information about Prof. Fania Oz-Salzberger, please click here.

This discussion is also available as an MP3 audio file on Rabbi Sacks' iTunes podcast. Click here to subscribe.






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