Thursday, November 17, 2011

THIS will crack you up! and Vancouver's Observation Deck 111102

Grow Into Giving

Some people feel overwhelmed by the concept of consistently doing acts of kindness. "It seems so difficult to keep thinking about others. I have a lot to do for myself and I can't always think of others."

The solution is to begin little by little

Love Yehuda

Looking out over the City at the Highest Tower

 Summary of Life

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.  

2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.  

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.  

4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.  

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.  

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.  

7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.  

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.  

9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.  

10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.


1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.  

2) Wrinkles don't hurt.  

3) Families are like fudge..mostly sweet, with a few nuts.  

4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.  

5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.  

6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.


1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.  

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.  

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.  

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you  once got from a roller coaster.  

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.  

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.


1) You believe in Santa Claus.  

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.  

3) You are Santa Claus.  

4) You look like Santa Claus.


At age 4 success is . . . not piddling in your pants.  

At age 12 success is . . . having friends.  

At age 17 success is . having a drivers license.  

At age 35 success is . . having money.  

At age 50 success is . . having money.  

At age 70 success is . .. ... having a drivers license.  

At age 75 success is . . having friends.  

At age 80 success is . . not piddling in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.  

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

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